Page 1980 of 1999 [ 31972 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983 ... 1999  Next

Where_am_I
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 5,386

12 Nov 2022, 6:48 am

Image


_________________
"A loaded gun won't set you free. So you say." - Ian Curtis


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

12 Nov 2022, 7:25 am

:lol:

Puts her foot in other people's mouths. Often while wearing steel toecap boots.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


Where_am_I
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Apr 2019
Gender: Female
Posts: 5,386

12 Nov 2022, 9:00 am

Ate them like hula hoops. 8O

Image


_________________
"A loaded gun won't set you free. So you say." - Ian Curtis


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

12 Nov 2022, 10:10 am

Nah, I prefer my snack sized lizards cooked.

Stole MissLizard's babies and cooked them for r00tb33r.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


Cornflake
Administrator
Administrator

User avatar

Joined: 30 Oct 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 61,277
Location: Over there

14 Nov 2022, 10:00 am

Wears lead weights and tows a small vacuum cleaner.


_________________
Giraffe: a ruminant with a view.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 10:02 am

^ How did you know I was a deep sea floor starfish collector? 8O

Has the ability to chase his tail and to catch it!


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


DuckHairback
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2021
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,156
Location: Dorset

14 Nov 2022, 11:22 am

Collects old wasps nests.


_________________
Naturally occurring variant. Swollen oafish and wince positive.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 11:23 am

Keeps a beehive in his rib cage.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


DuckHairback
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2021
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,156
Location: Dorset

14 Nov 2022, 11:26 am

Emits a strange whining noise when spinning faster than 28rpm.


_________________
Naturally occurring variant. Swollen oafish and wince positive.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 11:27 am

Emits girl-like shrieks when on a roller coaster.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


DuckHairback
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2021
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,156
Location: Dorset

14 Nov 2022, 11:28 am

Refuses to accept that raspberries are "a thing".


_________________
Naturally occurring variant. Swollen oafish and wince positive.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 11:29 am

Stole all the raspberries from my garden so I can confidently make that claim as I have none left!


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


DuckHairback
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2021
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,156
Location: Dorset

14 Nov 2022, 11:31 am

Bakes extremely pallid brownies.


_________________
Naturally occurring variant. Swollen oafish and wince positive.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 11:32 am

Eats all my baking before belching then refusing to pay.


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.


DuckHairback
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2021
Age: 43
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,156
Location: Dorset

14 Nov 2022, 11:33 am

Gasps loudly for pretty much no reason at all.


_________________
Naturally occurring variant. Swollen oafish and wince positive.


Radish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2022
Age: 63
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,672
Location: UK

14 Nov 2022, 11:34 am

Punches me in the stomach and is surprised when I gasp loudly!


_________________
This space intentionally left blank.