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Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Inspired Brandon Flowers....Don't you wanna come with me?Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones?It's only natural
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Is well known for her enthusiastic break dancing rendition of the ballet Swan Lake.
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 44Gender: MalePosts: 3,260Location: Dorset
Spends Christmas Day entirely underwater.
His Christmas outfit.
Spreads butter on toast with her tongue.
Is knitting a willy warmer for Radish.
Is supervising to make sure it is at least 12" long.
Shrinks everything in the wash.
After showering, hangs himself out to dry on a line outside... and to terrorise the neighbours.
Offered his neighbours a tongue massage.
Enjoys a good tongue massage.
Is the inspiration for all my recent unfunny posts.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 65,711Location: Over there
Wears a worm suit.
Levitates 0.2mm off the ground at all times.
Watches the entire series of Friends in a loop in reverse order.
Has a conditioned response to images of Noel Edmonds that causes him to salivate excessively.