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15 Nov 2022, 1:07 pm

Inspired Brandon Flowers....

Don't you wanna come with me?
Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones?
It's only natural


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15 Nov 2022, 1:42 pm

Is well known for her enthusiastic break dancing rendition of the ballet Swan Lake.


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15 Nov 2022, 2:17 pm

Spends Christmas Day entirely underwater.


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15 Nov 2022, 3:45 pm

His Christmas outfit.

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16 Nov 2022, 7:33 am

Spreads butter on toast with her tongue.


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16 Nov 2022, 12:20 pm

Is knitting a willy warmer for Radish.


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16 Nov 2022, 12:24 pm

Is supervising to make sure it is at least 12" long. :P


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16 Nov 2022, 4:06 pm

Shrinks everything in the wash.


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16 Nov 2022, 4:55 pm

After showering, hangs himself out to dry on a line outside... and to terrorise the neighbours.


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17 Nov 2022, 3:44 am

Offered his neighbours a tongue massage.


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17 Nov 2022, 5:42 am

Enjoys a good tongue massage. :P

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17 Nov 2022, 5:51 am

Is the inspiration for all my recent unfunny posts.


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17 Nov 2022, 6:59 am

Wears a worm suit.


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17 Nov 2022, 7:08 am

Levitates 0.2mm off the ground at all times.


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17 Nov 2022, 7:19 am

Watches the entire series of Friends in a loop in reverse order.


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17 Nov 2022, 8:43 am

Has a conditioned response to images of Noel Edmonds that causes him to salivate excessively.


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