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Radish
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17 Nov 2022, 8:45 am

Upon hearing a bell, attacks and eats the nearest nun.

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17 Nov 2022, 9:26 am

Desert Island Discs:

1) Crocodile Shoes Soundtrack
2) BBC Sound Effects Library: Windows, Doors, Cupboards and Drawers
3) Christmas with Boney M

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17 Nov 2022, 9:44 am

Ate my family.

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17 Nov 2022, 9:45 am

Did not THINK before eating!! !!

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17 Nov 2022, 10:09 am

Has a recurring dream about a tangerine on an occasional table in an otherwise empty room. Outside the window night and day cycles are accelerated and clouds/stars race across the sky. The tangerine slowly rots while Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 plays.

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17 Nov 2022, 5:39 pm

Greets everyone with a slap.

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17 Nov 2022, 5:42 pm

Always wears a leg holster with a banana in it in case she gets peckish.

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17 Nov 2022, 5:47 pm

Told me to shoot him with my banana.

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17 Nov 2022, 6:36 pm

Once drew an obscene picture on Celine Dion's favourite coal scuttle.

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18 Nov 2022, 7:43 am

Thinks battenberg cake is barbecue fuel.

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18 Nov 2022, 8:06 am

Has dug a network of tunnels under his home over the past decade in search of a subterranean 'goblin kingdom'.

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18 Nov 2022, 8:27 am

Eats magnets.

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18 Nov 2022, 8:37 am

Lays golden eggs.

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18 Nov 2022, 10:25 am

Steals said eggs to make golden omelettes.

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18 Nov 2022, 11:37 am

Emits a low hum.

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18 Nov 2022, 12:11 pm

Attracts geese from up to a mile away.

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