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11 Feb 2023, 4:48 am

Has only to flutter her eyelashes to make a man faint.


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11 Feb 2023, 5:07 am

(Never been much of an eyelash flutterer!)

Has only to flutter his nostril hairs to make small children cry



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11 Feb 2023, 7:55 am

Makes small children cry when she puts them into her cauldron with raw onions.


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11 Feb 2023, 7:56 pm

Toes smell odd.



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12 Feb 2023, 12:58 am

Is regularly stalked by his own toes



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12 Feb 2023, 3:36 am

Urinates on stranger's legs. 8O



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12 Feb 2023, 4:51 am

Frequently takes the piss (on his legs. :P )


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14 Feb 2023, 11:15 am

Frequently stops at every motor services location



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14 Feb 2023, 11:21 am

Offered to paint my toenails.



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14 Feb 2023, 4:26 pm

Has registered their toenails as deadly weapons

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15 Feb 2023, 10:37 am

Inadvertently pushed the, "Delete" button destroying all wrong planet members financial information



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16 Feb 2023, 6:21 am

Persistently bullies himself in Wrong Planet threads then reports himself to the moderators.



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16 Feb 2023, 6:40 pm

Seriously how could I bully myself, as I would have to split myself into 2 separate beings.


Has been hiding off the coast of Hobart.



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16 Feb 2023, 8:54 pm

(Would like to visit Hobart again- haven't been there for 25 years!)

Has split himself into FOUR separate beings and formed his own barbershop quartet!



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17 Feb 2023, 11:36 am

Wrong, has been trying to contact the spirit of Harry Houdini.



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18 Feb 2023, 12:41 am

Is currently possessed by the spirit of Harry Houdini's brother Bob, a notoriously dull conversationalist