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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Has only to flutter her eyelashes to make a man faint.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 61Gender: FemalePosts: 9,365Location: Australia
(Never been much of an eyelash flutterer!)Has only to flutter his nostril hairs to make small children cry
Makes small children cry when she puts them into her cauldron with raw onions.
Pepe Veteran
Joined: 11 Jun 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 26,635Location: Australia
Toes smell odd.
Is regularly stalked by his own toes
Urinates on stranger's legs.
Frequently takes the piss (on his legs. )
longshot Veteran
Joined: 4 Dec 2018Gender: MalePosts: 7,037Location: In some fictional location
Frequently stops at every motor services location
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 64,216Location: Chez Quis
Offered to paint my toenails.
Has registered their toenails as deadly weapons
Inadvertently pushed the, "Delete" button destroying all wrong planet members financial information
Persistently bullies himself in Wrong Planet threads then reports himself to the moderators.
Seriously how could I bully myself, as I would have to split myself into 2 separate beings.Has been hiding off the coast of Hobart.
(Would like to visit Hobart again- haven't been there for 25 years!)Has split himself into FOUR separate beings and formed his own barbershop quartet!
Wrong, has been trying to contact the spirit of Harry Houdini.
Is currently possessed by the spirit of Harry Houdini's brother Bob, a notoriously dull conversationalist