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Radish
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10 Jun 2022, 6:50 am

Wears sandals to entice men with her large hairy feet.


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10 Jun 2022, 8:48 am

Wears an eye patch on his nipple to entice women to his other nipple.


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10 Jun 2022, 8:57 am

Keeps looking at my nipples. 8O


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10 Jun 2022, 9:05 am

Gandalf, is that you?


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10 Jun 2022, 9:51 am

Is that you Gollum? Yes my ring is precious... stop looking at that right now!


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10 Jun 2022, 11:31 am

^ Said Smeagle.


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11 Jun 2022, 2:13 am

^ Dated Smeagle.


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11 Jun 2022, 3:56 am

^ Sauron sees everything. 8O


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11 Jun 2022, 7:50 am

Especially with you being Sauron's optometrist.


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11 Jun 2022, 11:36 am

Referred him to an acupuncturist to help relieve the burning sensation and eye strain he keeps whining about.


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13 Jun 2022, 10:50 am

Is weeping at the demise of bizarre, blame and banned threads. :cry:


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13 Jun 2022, 10:28 pm

Thinks one day of inactivity is tantamount to a demise.

There, there. *hugs*


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14 Jun 2022, 7:59 am

Ended up in A&E after hugging a cactus.


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15 Jun 2022, 4:08 pm

Is a cactus.


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16 Jun 2022, 5:54 am

Paints faces onto cacti and uses them as voodoo dolls.


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16 Jun 2022, 10:47 am

Received an anonymous parcel earlier today....it was a hacked up voodoo doll of himself.

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