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06 Jul 2022, 8:16 am

Takes a bath with dead hedgehog's. 8O


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06 Jul 2022, 8:48 am

Places an electric toaster on the side of the bath while bathing in case she fancies any toast.


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06 Jul 2022, 9:00 am

His family offered me their lives in exchange for magic beans. Those roots growing out of his butt are his new family.


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06 Jul 2022, 6:40 pm

Is not a psychopath. :twisted:


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07 Jul 2022, 4:44 am

Is definitely not a psychopath... erm... can you remove the knife from my throat now please?


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07 Jul 2022, 7:17 am

Was looking in the mirror, holding a knife to his throat when he said that.


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07 Jul 2022, 7:28 am

It only appeared that way because you don't have a reflection in the mirror!


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07 Jul 2022, 11:03 am

:lol: Clever.

Also had no reflection ten seconds after he said that.


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07 Jul 2022, 11:06 am

Has gone from drinking blood, to plant sap. I feel drained! :drunken:


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07 Jul 2022, 11:16 am

Travels using five different means of transport, each carrying a separate limb. :P


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07 Jul 2022, 11:17 am

Travels on her single hairy leg and foot. She can't remember where her other leg is other than remembering getting drunk and someone pulling her leg.


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07 Jul 2022, 11:21 am

Keeps my missing leg under his bed with Priti, to balance out good and evil. :twisted:


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07 Jul 2022, 11:51 am

But which is which?


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08 Jul 2022, 7:59 am

Is roasting thumbs for dinner tonight, for his wife.


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08 Jul 2022, 8:39 am

Doesn't eat, just absorbs nutrients through her skin, but needs to stand out in the rain for a drink.


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08 Jul 2022, 9:29 am

Thinks I'm also a radish.


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