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02 Dec 2022, 5:21 pm

Is that a secret you keep close to your chest? :P


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02 Dec 2022, 5:31 pm

Anyone want to acupuncture me?


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03 Dec 2022, 12:23 am

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How did my bra become more violent than me?


Perhaps you should go bra-less?

Your bra seems like it doesn't like you.:)



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03 Dec 2022, 6:45 am

Bra Bra Bracksheep, have you any wool?


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03 Dec 2022, 7:22 am

:lol:


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03 Dec 2022, 7:38 am

I like to keep abreast of events, what's going on guys? :P


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05 Dec 2022, 9:08 am

Are we still ducking for cover from flying bras?

Or can we come out from under the tables now? :help:


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05 Dec 2022, 9:13 am

:lol: Is she armed and dangerous, like those fembots in Austin Powers?


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05 Dec 2022, 10:19 am

Did you know my bra used to be Steven Seagal's stunt double?


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05 Dec 2022, 10:29 am

Did you know I still lactate?


(That'll turn the topic every time ....)


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05 Dec 2022, 10:38 am

:?

Anyone for a milkshake? :eew:


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05 Dec 2022, 10:47 am

What flavour do you produce?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:10 am

Roast pork, sage and mango milkshake anyone? :P


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05 Dec 2022, 11:15 am

Would you believe my BF says its like sugar water?

I wonder if it has electrolytes?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:16 am

What about your third nipple?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:17 am

I wonder if the electrolytes work like those in a battery, have you tried attaching wires with crocodile clips to find out?

Edit: Third nipple would act like an earth connection, maybe?


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