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Radish
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23 Aug 2022, 10:26 am

I blame you for noticing my absence and reappearance under a new name.


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23 Aug 2022, 11:38 am

I blame you for the bad weather here today.



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23 Aug 2022, 11:39 am

It wouldn't be so bad if you hadn't been singing


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23 Aug 2022, 11:48 am

I blame you for being a killjoy!



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23 Aug 2022, 12:13 pm

I blame you for libelling babybird with your accusation she's murdered Joy.


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23 Aug 2022, 6:51 pm

I blame you for being her joy killing accomplice.



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24 Aug 2022, 2:51 am

I blame you for being the resident lawyer and not advising your client to remain silent.


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24 Aug 2022, 8:15 am

I blame you for getting mixed up. I'm not the lawyer. I'm The Judge.

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24 Aug 2022, 8:18 am

Sorry, what was the Q again? I blame you for judging all of humanity.


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24 Aug 2022, 11:41 am

I blame you for being a cruel and savage race.



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24 Aug 2022, 12:02 pm

I blame you for racing a bicycle through a pedestrian only area in a cruel and savage manner, terrorising the little old ladies.


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24 Aug 2022, 3:18 pm

I blame you for waiting until you saw me coming, then telling the little old ladies it was safe to cross. I was aiming for the children!



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24 Aug 2022, 3:44 pm

I find your intended action utterly without fault or blame. :P However it was your fault you were wearing bright orange skin tight licra at the time, which is an assault on sobriety and people's eyes.


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25 Aug 2022, 7:07 am

It's your fault the poor man stuck with lycra after you kept lifting his kilt for the little old ladies!


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25 Aug 2022, 7:10 am

I blame you for waving a vibrator at the little old ladies! Half of them died of shock and the other half were brawling to take it from you!


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25 Aug 2022, 7:18 am

I blame you for making me want to make an excellent, but vulgar reference from the thick of it series!

Enjoy your marzipan. :wink:


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