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Radish
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27 Nov 2022, 8:19 am

Not for birds or snakes.

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27 Nov 2022, 8:29 am

Likely rendered unserviceable by Musk. (off topic, but certainly worth a viewing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vuMzGhc1cg )

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27 Nov 2022, 11:15 am

(Musk sounds more of a clown than I'd realised.)

Open no further than this!

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27 Nov 2022, 3:49 pm

Impolite method of escorting cattle.

Company car.


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27 Nov 2022, 4:34 pm

A perk of some jobs

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27 Nov 2022, 5:06 pm

Irritating behavior of some people.

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27 Nov 2022, 5:10 pm

My jeans have a crush.

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27 Nov 2022, 5:13 pm

Landing area for wardrobe content?

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27 Nov 2022, 5:16 pm

Compulsory to subscribe not watch.

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27 Nov 2022, 5:31 pm

Twenty years rent free accommodation

Fish Fingers


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28 Nov 2022, 5:43 pm

But fish don't have fingers.
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Factory made, using fish bits.

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30 Nov 2022, 9:27 am

Bag hanging over your shoulder.

Airport


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30 Nov 2022, 10:40 am

Congregation of mechanical flying beasts

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01 Dec 2022, 5:11 am

Temporary campground for travelling circuses

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01 Dec 2022, 6:18 am

Plumbing the depths, try Doom

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01 Dec 2022, 7:10 am

Doctor armed with a chainsaw.

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