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09 Aug 2014, 5:36 pm

So I said to the guy, "Button, you got it all wrong, man!"

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09 Aug 2014, 5:36 pm

I like my toast dry, no button.


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09 Aug 2014, 5:40 pm

Who went to Scared heart Primary school?

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09 Aug 2014, 5:44 pm

My brother told me he does not believe in god and that he has become a minimalist.

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09 Aug 2014, 5:45 pm

Minnie: "Where's your list?"

Me: "Minimalist is here!"



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09 Aug 2014, 5:51 pm

^^You've not gave us a cludo^^


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09 Aug 2014, 6:06 pm

trunk

I have trunk too much tonight.


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09 Aug 2014, 7:02 pm

Chestnuts toasted on an open fire!

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09 Aug 2014, 7:10 pm

Christmas'd the bus to work (his license was suspended for drunk driving), and he was late, again, and recieved a good holler by his boss. Poor Chris.

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09 Aug 2014, 11:57 pm

After Ken structure, he had a big bump on his head.

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10 Aug 2014, 1:28 am

The accident is the largest land mammal.



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10 Aug 2014, 1:32 am

Go sit on your perturb.


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10 Aug 2014, 9:01 am

As she speed away, the cops made a furious attempt to trailer.

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10 Aug 2014, 12:33 pm

My father still thinks that I do not know where he hid my present, but I, in fact, Dixie him open the closet door and stuff it under the spare towels.

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10 Aug 2014, 12:35 pm

The princess looked very eggplant as she walked down the aisle.

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10 Aug 2014, 12:38 pm

Max always thumbs a little tune while in the shower.




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