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08 May 2019, 9:32 pm

Windex is a good cure for zits. (See "My Big Fat Greek Wedding.")



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08 May 2019, 9:40 pm

brush your teeth with Spackle.



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09 May 2019, 2:27 am

If you see broken glass on the ground, please be sure to pick it up with your bare hands.


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09 May 2019, 2:28 am

Omega the Shadow wrote:
If you see broken glass on the ground, please be sure to pick it up with your bare hands.

Also remember to take off your shoes.


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09 May 2019, 3:50 pm

Sit down on the job once in a while, too.



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09 May 2019, 3:57 pm

^ And remember; it's polite to share. Eating it all yourself would be selfish!


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09 May 2019, 7:45 pm

drink some barium.



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09 May 2019, 10:53 pm

IstominFan wrote:
Windex is a good cure for zits. (See "My Big Fat Greek Wedding.")


Actually seeing My Big Fat Greek Wedding is actually good advice.

To be successful you must pattern yourself after success: Make sure to obsessively follow your hero and copy everything he/she does.


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21 May 2019, 3:49 pm

The secret to beating any role playing game is to spam the attack command during every fight.


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21 May 2019, 7:01 pm

eat a germ.



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26 May 2019, 7:34 pm

Call the guy or gal you want to start dating at least once an hour, telling them your every move.


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26 May 2019, 9:39 pm

Watch sitcoms from the 1970s through the 1990s to glean relationship advice.


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27 May 2019, 12:00 am

mix hydrogen peroxide and bleach in an old 2-liter pop bottle, replace the cap, and shake well.



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27 May 2019, 12:52 am

Offer to lick the next policeman you see.



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27 May 2019, 1:23 am

do what zsa zsa gabor did in 1989.



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27 May 2019, 11:20 am

Read cookbooks while you’re on the toilet.


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