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02 Jun 2019, 11:55 pm

Everyone knows that tanning is bad for your skin and can lead to cancer. Instead to get a great tan, mash up 25 pounds of carrots and spread the mashed carrots all over your body.


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03 Jun 2019, 12:12 am

visit north korea



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03 Jun 2019, 12:23 am

Whatever the washington dc told us or the world / whichever the administration was .. "our so called leaders couldnt take the country forward, couldnt get anything done. like children, they were. "



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03 Jun 2019, 12:39 am

fashioondesiigner wrote:
Whatever the washington dc told us or the world / whichever the administration was .. "our so called leaders couldnt take the country forward, couldnt get anything done. like children, they were. "



well democracy is pretty a bad idea, capitalism is a pretty bad idea, and [neo]liberalism is a pretty bad idea.



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03 Jun 2019, 12:42 am

fashioondesiigner wrote:
fashioondesiigner wrote:
Whatever the washington dc told us or the world / whichever the administration was .. "our so called leaders couldnt take the country forward, couldnt get anything done. like children, they were. "



well democracy is pretty a bad idea, capitalism is a pretty bad idea, and [neo]liberalism is a pretty bad idea.



I mean look at the crap thats going on everyday @ washington dc .. history would laugh.



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03 Jun 2019, 7:10 am

A spoon full of sugar in your gas tank increases mileage.



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03 Jun 2019, 7:14 am

Tell the next police officer who pulls you over for speeding: “Mind your own business.”


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03 Jun 2019, 8:16 am

Become deluded that you're really funny then post sarcastic comments on WP :roll:


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04 Jun 2019, 5:23 am

try to make your own mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.



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04 Jun 2019, 1:40 pm

In order to know if your glue is still good, all you need to do is to take a good sniff at it.



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04 Jun 2019, 11:40 pm

better yet, eat some then stick the muzzle of a hair dryer in your mouth and turn it up full blast until the glue is dry.



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07 Jun 2019, 5:59 am

For the ladies; put on your ‘yard work’ clothes, then have a picture takes beside Melanie Trump....she looks more regal than Queen Elizabeth in the picture wherein they and Camilla all wore white dresses.


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07 Jun 2019, 6:11 am

string your guitar or ukulele with live electrical wires.



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07 Jun 2019, 1:20 pm

practice playing your electric guitar while taking a shower.



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07 Jun 2019, 8:47 pm

taking a bath and washing your electric radio at the same time.



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08 Jun 2019, 10:36 am

Inhale the air from the "pneumonia valve" (air vent) on a long plane ride