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30 Apr 2019, 9:37 am

If you are a man, always remember that doing chores like laundry or washing dishes will completely destroy your masculinity. That's what women are for.



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30 Apr 2019, 5:47 pm

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Buy a car by using a credit card

been there, done that :oops: :doh:



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30 Apr 2019, 8:28 pm

Put your rear end over your head.



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30 Apr 2019, 9:48 pm

and while you're doing that, stick a lit match between your teeth



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01 May 2019, 10:01 pm

Feed your dog broccoli.


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01 May 2019, 10:05 pm

give your dog chocolate afterwards, for dessert.



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01 May 2019, 10:35 pm

Let your cat drink from your coffee mug.


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01 May 2019, 11:18 pm

collect your cat's "tea" and drink it.



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04 May 2019, 6:12 pm

Argue with bill collectors.


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05 May 2019, 12:06 am

argue with the laws of thermodynamics



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05 May 2019, 12:18 am

Argue politics. (guilty of this but seriously never helps)


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05 May 2019, 12:19 am

argue with a lightning bolt



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05 May 2019, 10:03 pm

If you're not sure if you're allergic to something, the best way to find out is to eat it.


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05 May 2019, 11:06 pm

eat Image



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06 May 2019, 4:28 pm

Omega the Shadow wrote:
If you're not sure if you're allergic to something, the best way to find out is to eat it.


That makes me think of the pharmaceutical ads (here in the U.S. we have a lot of them, not sure if that’s the case elsewhere). Of course you shouldn’t take the medication if you’re allergic to it or any of its ingredients.


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06 May 2019, 7:51 pm

drive a car without using your hands or feet.