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12 Nov 2020, 12:29 pm

Hi :P
Here are some of my friend Mountain Goat's funny sayings.
Feel free to post similar ones in this thread. I'll start.


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12 Nov 2020, 12:30 pm

Haha went the crocodile as he bit his tongue.

Ouch shouted the pencil as he turned in the sharpener!

Turnips said the farmer standing in a field. :wink:


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12 Nov 2020, 12:34 pm

Haha. Any more? The esculator one?


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12 Nov 2020, 12:35 pm

Don't shoot, or I'll move! :mrgreen:

"Why dont you look where you are going?" said the lady as she cycled down the escalator! :lol:


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12 Nov 2020, 12:46 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Don't shoot, or I'll move! :mrgreen:

"Why dont you look where you are going?" said the lady as she cycled down the escalator! :lol:


That is the one.


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12 Nov 2020, 5:33 pm

"Tickets please" asked the train conductor as he walked down the church isle.


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14 Nov 2020, 7:44 pm

Worm said the worm as it wormed through the soil!


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14 Nov 2020, 8:15 pm

Haha. Yes. I remember them.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:18 pm

Fridge went the man. :P


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14 Nov 2020, 8:34 pm

As heavy as a floor.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:39 pm

Squelch said the spider as the boy stepped on him.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:41 pm

Poor spider!


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14 Nov 2020, 8:42 pm

Roar said the ostrich.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:54 pm

Milktalk wrote:
Roar said the ostrich.
as she pecked at a lion bar.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:57 pm

LOL

Oww! Said the nail as it was hit on its head.


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14 Nov 2020, 8:59 pm

Milktalk wrote:
LOL

Oww! Said the nail as it was hit on its head.
as the squeeky toy hammer looked on...


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