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AnonymousAnonymous
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04 Apr 2007, 9:36 pm

Your Pickup Line Is

Do you have a Bandaid? Cuz' I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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ahayes
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04 Apr 2007, 9:39 pm

Hi. I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

:lol: haha, that's terrible!



AnonymousAnonymous
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04 Apr 2007, 9:41 pm

There are plenty of girls at school I want to score with so look for plenty of lines!



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04 Apr 2007, 10:12 pm

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If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

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Cadzie
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05 Apr 2007, 1:24 am

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Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.

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05 Apr 2007, 1:40 am

This one's terrible..


That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too.



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05 Apr 2007, 3:03 am

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?

You be the tree and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag

(So, I know a lot of people that I want)

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I always rather liked :

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I suddenly attacked you, would you beat me off?

And one a friend of mine used often:

That's a pretty dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

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06 Apr 2007, 3:53 am

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you

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06 Apr 2007, 8:32 pm

Your Pickup Line Is
That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too.
:lol:


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07 Apr 2007, 12:56 pm

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You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.


This one's so terrible it doesn't even fit her.



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07 Apr 2007, 1:26 pm

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Hey baby... I can tell we both love the same things; Me!

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Who would use that? That´s awful.



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07 Apr 2007, 1:42 pm

Your Pickup Line Is

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?


That's a bit sick. I don't wan to use that!



calandale
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07 Apr 2007, 4:45 pm

It's better than "Mind if I push in your stool?"



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08 Apr 2007, 4:39 pm

That one's just mean.



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08 Apr 2007, 5:38 pm

Kayla gets
"Ay carumba...are those real?"
Kinda plain jane one

Mandy gets
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine."
That one's better.


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08 Apr 2007, 11:06 pm

Lol.....

"Hi. You'll do."


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