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RESleight
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21 Sep 2018, 1:10 pm

Create a Fake News headline or brief news event. You can expand on previous posters headline/story, or post a new event.



This just in.. A Giant anteater stole a pickup truck, ramming it through a downtown candy shop window. It was later seen fleeing the scene with an elaborate satchel packed with lollipops. The anteater, still remains at large..



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21 Sep 2018, 1:33 pm

Why would an anteater steal lollipops?



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21 Sep 2018, 1:34 pm

Because it's not real.



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17 Oct 2018, 6:18 am

"I saw school custodian transform to Reptilian while sweeping the locker room"


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17 Oct 2018, 3:11 pm

WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU AN URGENT NEWS BULLETIN. SORRY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT. NO URGENT NEWS.


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07 Feb 2019, 2:02 pm

This just in...
President Trump has been found guilty of treason and crimes against the United States. He strongly denied these crimes and has only admitted to misuse of a tanning bed. We'll have a statement from the tanning bed at 6. We will now return you to your normal programming...



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07 Feb 2019, 2:07 pm

BREAKING NEWS - BBC has announced a shocking interview with Queen Elizabeth. Which of her children is NOT Prince Phillip's? The answer will surprise you. Click now!


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08 Feb 2019, 10:08 am

Denis Istomin in the running for Davis Cup captain for Uzbekistan.

(Who knows, this may happen one day).



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11 Feb 2019, 6:53 am

DONALD TRUMP RESIGNS


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