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KyleTheGhost
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02 Nov 2018, 3:43 pm

No can do. A landing party from the Enterprise vaporized it with a phaser by accident. No, I did NOT borrow it and blast the stupid thing myself after telling them it was alien parasite in disguise. Yes, I know that is a suspiciously specific denial, but it is true!


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02 Nov 2018, 6:53 pm

I want to turn in my artificial intelligence project... but it begs to differ.



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02 Nov 2018, 9:23 pm

I was going to do my homework, but I had a dream where I completed it and it was so realistic that I thought I already had.

On the plus side, at least I'm being more environmentally friendly this way by cutting down on my paper usage. After all, that's what you've been telling us to do, is it not? :P :lol:

la_fenkis wrote:
I want to turn in my artificial intelligence project... but it begs to differ.


:lmao: If that were a plot for a film, I'd watch it. Super computer becomes insecure and questions its own intelligence as a programming student tries to reassure it in time for an upcoming deadline for a presentation showcasing their work. They go on an eye-opening wacky adventure together, and learn some unexpected lessons.


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03 Nov 2018, 10:04 am

I found out that artificial intelligence was no match for my very real stupidity, so I gave up on the project and started something else. AI is definitely NOT my field.



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03 Nov 2018, 10:15 am

Einstein didn’t do his homework 8)


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06 Nov 2018, 5:40 am

Too busy. Star Trek Marathon.


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06 Nov 2018, 10:32 am

Too busy-year end tennis tournaments currently on television, although I was bummed Nadal wouldn't be playing.



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06 Nov 2018, 11:52 am

i didn't do my homework because f**k you, that's why.


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14 Nov 2018, 9:31 pm

I didn't see how it was of any educational value. The idea of school has been turned into a complete dictatorship in which rules are seen as more important than actual education. And anyway, the cat ate it.



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15 Nov 2018, 11:24 am

I didn't do my homework because the author of the textbook doesn't explain anything other than his own awesomeness and a lecture is an ephemeral speech act, incapable of being revisited outside of the interpretive lens of memory or hastily scrawled notes.



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19 Feb 2019, 7:59 pm

I won the lottery and contracted a rocket scientist to do my homework until I graduate. What? You won't let me graduate? Then you made my rocket scientist's day.



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19 Feb 2019, 8:40 pm

The homework ate my dog, and has been taken away for questioning.


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19 Feb 2019, 8:48 pm

The people I hired to write my term paper were all deported.



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20 Feb 2019, 9:50 am

The paper disintegrated.



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20 Feb 2019, 9:58 am

It all became just a bunch of busywork, no real intellectual stretch and amounted to nothing more than a bunch of boring fill in the blanks and crossword puzzle type exercises. Boring.



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20 Feb 2019, 10:08 am

<Runs in wearing a tattered and smoldering military uniform.>

I've just come from the future! There is no tomorrow! You're all doomed! DOOMED, I say!!

Unless you drop everything and follow me immediately, you'll all be vaporized! RUN! RUN!

(Oh, and "Class Dismissed".)