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03 Mar 2019, 11:52 pm

What to think?
What to think?
What do you think,
quick before I blink?

That's not fair is it?
Not enough time?
I agree. Wouldn't allowing more time
be most sublime?



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03 Mar 2019, 11:55 pm

I can't wait 'til next December.
just the good parts I remember.
were there a month to dismember,
choose January not December.



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03 Mar 2019, 11:58 pm

Not November
or September
or October
or Augustember?



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04 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

December is when my son was born.
He was born in the morn.
Twas January, the predicted birth date.
But, he shown he couldn't wait.



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04 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

^^^you people are so good at this! :oops:



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04 Mar 2019, 12:24 am

I think I finally made a game
that doesn't seem super lame.
People actually play
so now I can say
"yay!"



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04 Mar 2019, 12:26 am

MY DONKEY-
everyone's got a donkey all their own-
no matter if one is supine or prone.
stand with back to mirror, with 'nother mirror in hand,
and you'll see straightaway, your donkey behind your gland.
though a few are quiet, most bray and sometimes stink-
but be glad you got one, 'else you couldn't sit, i think.
[hey, at least it was relatively clean, wink wink ;) ]



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04 Mar 2019, 12:41 am

auntblabby wrote:
MY DONKEY-
everyone's got a donkey all their own-
no matter if one is supine or prone.
stand with back to mirror, with 'nother mirror in hand,
and you'll see straightaway, your donkey behind your gland.
though a few are quiet, most bray and sometimes stink-
but be glad you got one, 'else you couldn't sit, i think.
[hey, at least it was relatively clean, wink wink ;) ]


*clap*



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04 Mar 2019, 12:47 am

:mrgreen:



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04 Mar 2019, 12:51 am

I was about to ask
why call it a donkey?
My brain completed the task
of answering this quickly.

I realized the other name for a donkey
was what he probably meant.
So, not much time was spent
on realizing that for me to see.

(I'm getting tired. That last bit was a bit rough.)



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04 Mar 2019, 12:52 am

My Epitaph-
i'm no longer here. i'm up the bright stairs.
where the sky is clear, weather always fair.
so ignore your fear, forget your despair.
soon you too'll be here, up in heaven's airs.



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04 Mar 2019, 1:23 am

My eyelids are getting heavy.
I may go to sleep soon.
Tomorrow, I dread,
but I'll go to bed.

I hope for miracles
though not much find me.
I've always dreamed of
going to sea.

Winning the lottery may be helpful.
Thinking on that much is not.
One day I may get lucky
in a way that is not by slot.

I've never much played the lottery though.
It just comes and goes.
To whom? Who knows?



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05 Mar 2019, 3:33 pm

Lemon and lime,
this is a rhyme.


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05 Mar 2019, 5:06 pm

I drove my car!
I went fairly far!
I had a massage
But did not do dressage :cry:


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05 Mar 2019, 8:38 pm

i am what I am
not a potato nor yam
more like honeyed ham
:pig:



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05 Mar 2019, 10:08 pm

Chewing gum is really gross,
Chewing gum I hate the most.

(Not really)