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Kenya
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05 Mar 2019, 10:08 pm

Chewing gum is really gross,
Chewing gum I hate the most.

(Not really)



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05 Mar 2019, 10:15 pm

i collect stuff
it's never enough
my place is a mess
this i will confess
i could be on the tube
like those other poor boobs
on TV shows about we hoarders
all disorganized old molderers
and all of us are so alone
with nobody which to atone
i'm only slightly blue
but don't know what to do.
my sis will inherit my mess
she will exclaim, oh god bless
or maybe a few different words
synonymous with fornicating turds
lord please help me
i pray to thee
i can't fix it all myself
i need providential help
otherwise one day they'll find my skeleton
under piles like a heap of rotten gelatin
and stinking to heavenly hell
with my spirit in heaven to dwell
but for ever and a day
in my real divine home to stay.



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05 Mar 2019, 11:48 pm

I hoard things
like onion rings.

They taste so good when going down.
They quite repeal a little frown.
I put them all in to my gut
and then they come back out of my...



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05 Mar 2019, 11:53 pm

affordable luxury :chin:
a veedub passat :bounce:
but reliability? :scratch:



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06 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

auntblabby wrote:
you people are so good at this! :oops:

As in a thread that was missing a letter,
You seem a bit glum, thinking others are better,

At finding strange words,
Only dictionary nerds,
Would ever have heard,
Fitting rules so absurd,
But which never quite say,
In a nice clear way,
Anything thought,
(Of a meaningful sort.)

Well, it just seems to me,
That once you are free,
Of such silly constraints on your phrasing,
You write very clearly,
Of what you hold dearly,
And your insights are often amazing.

There's no need for frowning,
When word nerds are clowning,
There's knowledge that's much more worth having.
I hope future times,
In prose, or in rhymes,
You'll bless us with more of your blabbing.


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06 Mar 2019, 12:06 am

^^^thank you :heart: your wordsmithery is superb :study:



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10 Mar 2019, 3:32 am

auntblabby wrote:
i collect stuff
it's never enough
my place is a mess
this i will confess
i could be on the tube
like those other poor boobs
on TV shows about we hoarders
all disorganized old molderers
and all of us are so alone
with nobody which to atone
i'm only slightly blue
but don't know what to do.
my sis will inherit my mess
she will exclaim, oh god bless
or maybe a few different words
synonymous with fornicating turds
lord please help me
i pray to thee
i can't fix it all myself
i need providential help
otherwise one day they'll find my skeleton
under piles like a heap of rotten gelatin
and stinking to heavenly hell
with my spirit in heaven to dwell
but for ever and a day
in my real divine home to stay.

Just throw the crap away then, or sell it.



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14 Mar 2019, 6:01 pm

I'm sorry blabby,
I was crabby.

But that's no excuse for venting a frustration in your direction.



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14 Mar 2019, 6:11 pm

la_fenkis wrote:
I'm sorry blabby,
I was crabby. But that's no excuse for venting a frustration in your direction.

no worries :flower: we all have our crabbiments now and then :)



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18 Mar 2019, 9:24 am

A Russian born Uzbek named Denis
Defeated Novak at tennis
An outstanding win
For Istomin
An incredible day for Denis in tennis



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19 Mar 2019, 11:10 pm

I have an Owl City song stuck in my head
called Vanilla Twilight.
I'm trying not to think on bad things
in the dark night.

My son's face smells different.
It may be a baby wipe smell.
I wiped around his mouth with one earlier.
I'm not sure I like that smell so well.

I'm hoping for better days and at this moment,
I'm anxious and willing to sleep too soon.
I hope I don't succumb to doom and gloom.

I'll get out of here soon.

There's a sound I hate that's happening at times.
I'm going to be glad to leave it.
At least I can cover it up with a sound louder than it.
I'm all out of rhymes
for tonight, goodnight.



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19 Mar 2019, 11:59 pm

Goodnight,
sleep tight.



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25 Mar 2019, 9:03 pm

My battery is low on my phone.
I mines' well leave it alone.

I accidentally dropped it
on my son's head.
It didn't hurt him.
It didn't drop too far to hurt like heavy lead.

Yeah.
I'm having trouble rhyming.
I'm a bit bored and troubled.
I pray I get better still and have a good night.
I pray my son sleeps well and is alright.
I hope he feels no trouble.



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26 Mar 2019, 1:44 am

Strong the yearning had me now,
So I went and had a cow.
Put the feels in poem form,
took some meds, returned to norm.



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04 Aug 2020, 6:43 pm

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04 Aug 2020, 6:51 pm

Hehe. That's funny!

Love it!


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