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caThar4G
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04 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

December is when my son was born.
He was born in the morn.
Twas January, the predicted birth date.
But, he shown he couldn't wait.



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04 Mar 2019, 12:01 am

^^^you people are so good at this! :oops:



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04 Mar 2019, 12:24 am

I think I finally made a game
that doesn't seem super lame.
People actually play
so now I can say
"yay!"



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04 Mar 2019, 12:26 am

MY DONKEY-
everyone's got a donkey all their own-
no matter if one is supine or prone.
stand with back to mirror, with 'nother mirror in hand,
and you'll see straightaway, your donkey behind your gland.
though a few are quiet, most bray and sometimes stink-
but be glad you got one, 'else you couldn't sit, i think.
[hey, at least it was relatively clean, wink wink ;) ]



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04 Mar 2019, 12:41 am

auntblabby wrote:
MY DONKEY-
everyone's got a donkey all their own-
no matter if one is supine or prone.
stand with back to mirror, with 'nother mirror in hand,
and you'll see straightaway, your donkey behind your gland.
though a few are quiet, most bray and sometimes stink-
but be glad you got one, 'else you couldn't sit, i think.
[hey, at least it was relatively clean, wink wink ;) ]


*clap*



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04 Mar 2019, 12:47 am

:mrgreen:



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04 Mar 2019, 12:51 am

I was about to ask
why call it a donkey?
My brain completed the task
of answering this quickly.

I realized the other name for a donkey
was what he probably meant.
So, not much time was spent
on realizing that for me to see.

(I'm getting tired. That last bit was a bit rough.)



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04 Mar 2019, 12:52 am

My Epitaph-
i'm no longer here. i'm up the bright stairs.
where the sky is clear, weather always fair.
so ignore your fear, forget your despair.
soon you too'll be here, up in heaven's airs.



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04 Mar 2019, 1:23 am

My eyelids are getting heavy.
I may go to sleep soon.
Tomorrow, I dread,
but I'll go to bed.

I hope for miracles
though not much find me.
I've always dreamed of
going to sea.

Winning the lottery may be helpful.
Thinking on that much is not.
One day I may get lucky
in a way that is not by slot.

I've never much played the lottery though.
It just comes and goes.
To whom? Who knows?



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05 Mar 2019, 3:33 pm

Lemon and lime,
this is a rhyme.


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05 Mar 2019, 5:06 pm

I drove my car!
I went fairly far!
I had a massage
But did not do dressage :cry:



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05 Mar 2019, 8:38 pm

i am what I am
not a potato nor yam
more like honeyed ham
:pig:



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05 Mar 2019, 10:08 pm

Chewing gum is really gross,
Chewing gum I hate the most.

(Not really)



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05 Mar 2019, 10:15 pm

i collect stuff
it's never enough
my place is a mess
this i will confess
i could be on the tube
like those other poor boobs
on TV shows about we hoarders
all disorganized old molderers
and all of us are so alone
with nobody which to atone
i'm only slightly blue
but don't know what to do.
my sis will inherit my mess
she will exclaim, oh god bless
or maybe a few different words
synonymous with fornicating turds
lord please help me
i pray to thee
i can't fix it all myself
i need providential help
otherwise one day they'll find my skeleton
under piles like a heap of rotten gelatin
and stinking to heavenly hell
with my spirit in heaven to dwell
but for ever and a day
in my real divine home to stay.



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05 Mar 2019, 11:48 pm

I hoard things
like onion rings.

They taste so good when going down.
They quite repeal a little frown.
I put them all in to my gut
and then they come back out of my...



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05 Mar 2019, 11:53 pm

affordable luxury :chin:
a veedub passat :bounce:
but reliability? :scratch: