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10 Dec 2020, 9:31 am

old cars backfiring is the same as old men farting.



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10 Dec 2020, 10:06 am

MountainGoat, you have the makings of a fantastic children's book. Team up with an illustrator. Children will love it.


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11 Dec 2020, 6:18 am

"Cows" said the milkman as he tasted the milk.


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11 Dec 2020, 6:52 am

jimmy m wrote:
MountainGoat, you have the makings of a fantastic children's book. Team up with an illustrator. Children will love it.


Right - his jokes are so funny and clean :jester:


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11 Dec 2020, 9:37 am

"You can't fish here" said the attendent.. "Why not?" asked the man. "Because its an indoor swimming pool" replied the attendant.


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11 Dec 2020, 9:46 am

"Hello" said the door as the man opened it.


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11 Dec 2020, 9:48 am

Hehe. They are just "Spur of the moment" funny sayings I invent to keep ourselves amused. Milky has a good memory for things I have said! :D

A book? Would children like them?


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11 Dec 2020, 9:50 am

"You need to buy some brake dust for your car" explained the mechanic. :mrgreen:

I think they wud like them


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11 Dec 2020, 9:56 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
A book? Would children like them?


Mountain Goat, you have a natural talent. This is a talent that children will readily see. Team it up with a good illustrator and you can make books children would love to read.


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11 Dec 2020, 10:24 am

One McNothing for free please. Keep the change. :)


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11 Dec 2020, 10:44 am

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One McNothing for free please. Keep the change. :)


Haha!
I remember that one!


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11 Dec 2020, 10:58 am

"Hello" said the door as the man opened it. :D


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11 Dec 2020, 12:12 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:
Milktalk wrote:
One McNothing for free please. Keep the change. :)


Haha!
I remember that one!


One Mc Nothing for free please and order of flies .


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11 Dec 2020, 12:29 pm

Jakki wrote:
Mountain Goat wrote:
Milktalk wrote:
One McNothing for free please. Keep the change. :)


Haha!
I remember that one!


One Mc Nothing for free please and order of flies .


Hehe!


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11 Dec 2020, 3:46 pm

"One fish and a small packet of chips please" said the woman to the lavatory attendant. :wink:


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11 Dec 2020, 5:20 pm

auntblabby wrote:
old cars backfiring is the same as old men farting.

Just as smelly too .


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