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Strapples
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31 Jul 2008, 1:53 pm

Granted! They are the cheap "sock" type things they wear in an O.R at the hospital... they beat cardboard

I wish I could have my own bank company

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31 Jul 2008, 6:43 pm

Granted, but it goes bankrupt.

I wish that there was a space rocket site near my house.

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31 Jul 2008, 6:56 pm

Dylan14 wrote:

Granted, but it goes bankrupt.

I wish that there was a space rocket site near my house.

A bank does not go bankrupt... your grant is invalidated... i still have my bank company...

A bank goes into bank failure

Granted! your house is so close that its charred!

I wish i could go in space!

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31 Jul 2008, 9:16 pm

granted. you go in a neoprene suit (not recommended by NASA) and your freeze to death until you drift in front of the sun...then you melt to nothing.

i wish i had a hammer and some pineapples.

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01 Aug 2008, 10:19 am

granted, they are buried 200 miles underground

I wish I had Boston, 3rd stage

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01 Aug 2008, 2:34 pm

granted, just follow the directions in this sign:

I wish I could make an identical clone of myself and lead two very different lives.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:09 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I wish I could make an identical clone of myself and lead two very different lives.

Granted.

Not only does your clone lead a better life (more girlfriends ... prettier girlfriends, nicer house, better car, finer food, et cetera), but you end up paying all the bills for both of you!

I wish that I could know exactly what any woman was thinking at any given time.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:13 pm

i just wish I could have one life, but live that one life with the one I love.
He would accompany me in to self discovery, and complete me, fill the whole in my heart, and soothe the loneliness that consumes my life.
I just wish to be with my best friend, to have him as my lover,to be with my soul mate.
That’s my wish!

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01 Aug 2008, 3:15 pm

Granted, but your ideal man is already married

You know what I wish for.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:16 pm

ccflowergirl wrote:

(... pssst ... you're supposed to "grant" the wish of the person who posted before you ... please try again ...)

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01 Aug 2008, 3:21 pm

Fnord wrote:

ccflowergirl wrote:

(... pssst ... you're supposed to "grant" the wish of the person who posted before you ... please try again ...)

i'm sorry i miss understood, so mr. tallywacker what kind of wish can i grant you or is it you mr ford? that i should be asking??
all you have to do is read my post to know what this woman realy wants i don't know about the rest of them.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:22 pm

I'll grant your wish to know what women are thinking - frankly I think it would drive you insane :wink:

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

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01 Aug 2008, 3:32 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I'll grant your wish to know what women are thinking - frankly I think it would drive you insane :wink:

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

like ford said your supost to grant the persons wish that posted above you that would be me. grant my wish, tally

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01 Aug 2008, 3:38 pm

Granted, your ideal man turns out to be a three foot high green Martian

I wish I could teleport using will power to anywhere on the planet I wanted.

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01 Aug 2008, 4:09 pm

TallyMan wrote:

I wish I could teleport using will power to anywhere on the planet I wanted.

Granted.

However, conservation of momentum is conserved, so the first time you teleport more than a few miles, you end up crashing into the ground, skidding along the ground at a high rate of speed, or flying off into space!

I wish that I had telekinesis - the power to affect the movement of matter by merely thinking about it.

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01 Aug 2008, 4:13 pm

Granted, but one day you daydream what would happen if your head exploded and BANG oops, dangerous thought.

I wish I could fly.

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