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TallyMan
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08 Aug 2008, 5:01 pm

Granted, you now have no sense of taste at all.

I wish I was not so tired.



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09 Aug 2008, 10:57 am

Granted. You are not so tired, in fact, you now no longer have a car. :lol:


I wish that I could stay for longer on my holidays.


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09 Aug 2008, 12:29 pm

Granted, but all your holidays are now spent with Fran Drescher and CarrotTop... yodeling.

I wish mornings weren't so damn bright.


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09 Aug 2008, 1:46 pm

Granted! nights are so damn bright!

I wish the world was all one timezone


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09 Aug 2008, 2:05 pm

Granted, but you are forced to live according to CEST (Central European summer time) times which will make you crazy, also the Eastern Standard tribe will be after you for this wish!

I wish the EU became one free, democratic, open-source friendly nation.


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09 Aug 2008, 4:05 pm

Granted! But George W. Bush will be it's leader.

I wish I had a great singing voice...



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09 Aug 2008, 4:46 pm

Granted, but it's of the opposite gender.


I wish to be less stupid then now.


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09 Aug 2008, 6:56 pm

INVALID WISH... YOU ARE ALREADY NOT STUPID...

I wish that i could have... a super strapple! that can tighten around me without me having to use my arms. just by rubbing it :D


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09 Aug 2008, 7:29 pm

Granted. Just rub the invalid magikarp lamp and hope you can wish that agian. Your 'Super' strapple is one inch by one inch.

I wish there was more clean humor in the world.


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09 Aug 2008, 7:31 pm

Granted! but there are more dirty pictures than ever

I wish my super strapple was so large it wraps me up from my toes to my neck


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10 Aug 2008, 8:39 am

Granted. You get one made of sandpaper.

I wish I could breathe water.



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10 Aug 2008, 9:48 am

Granted, but you realize how yucky water is since fishes have intercourse in it.

I wish that the war in Georgia ends.


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10 Aug 2008, 9:50 am

Granted, but the war in Georgia ends when the planet Earth is destroyed.

I wish my mom would get here. Now.



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10 Aug 2008, 9:53 am

Granted, but the second, she gets to your position, you are teleported away.

I wish for lasting world peace from now on.


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10 Aug 2008, 11:02 am

Granted but everyone's IQ drops by 50 points.

I wish could turn things into diamonds by just touching them.



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10 Aug 2008, 11:45 am

Granted. You're not sure whether it would be wise to ever masturbate again.

I wish I knew all languages.