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27 Oct 2012, 11:45 pm

Granted. See you same form, next thread!

I wish for a herring, to smite the evil with!


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27 Oct 2012, 11:54 pm

Granted! You get a red herring (symbolic of distracting information meant to divert) to smite evil with. It utterly fails.

I wish for more teddy bears.


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28 Oct 2012, 4:30 pm

Granted. The truck delivers them, they land on your house, collapsing it on top of you, causing your death. The headline in the news report is most amusing.

I wish for some lovely tea to cheer up my afternoon.


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28 Oct 2012, 5:09 pm

Granted, but you will never be able to drink tea again. Ever.

I wish for the lab report I'm currently procrastinating on to complete itself so I don't have to do it.



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28 Oct 2012, 5:15 pm

It completes itself, but it completes itself horribly.

I wish for an unlimited supply of pad thai.


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28 Oct 2012, 6:37 pm

Granted. You develop an allergy to it.

I wish my residence would be repaired correctly.



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29 Oct 2012, 1:41 pm

Granted, but then you get transfered in your job to Bismarck, ND (not that there's anything wrong with Bismarck, it just isn't where you are at now, is it?)

I wish for whirled peas.



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30 Oct 2012, 2:25 pm

Granted. You are now the receipent of pea soup, identical to what spewed from the girl in the exorcist. ( Genie did not know about the band).

I wish for all the flood water to drain away from the east coast and leave everything it touched pristine and clean.



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30 Oct 2012, 2:50 pm

Granted. But now all of that gunk is in the ocean. :(

I wish my cat would come back.


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31 Oct 2012, 12:04 pm

Granted. It brings all its many, many, many new friends with it, and now you're ever after to be known in your neighborhood as "that crazy cat lady".

I wish my sheets would change themselves, so I didn't have to bother to do it.


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31 Oct 2012, 2:43 pm

Granted. However they don't clean themselves soo you get A staph infection and start losing body parts from it.

I wish all the gunk that was washed into the ocen helps the sealife become healthier.



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01 Nov 2012, 7:56 pm

Granted, the sharks get so healthy they evolve to being able to hunt on land & now everyone wants to know who wished that.

I wish I could eat gluten again (I have Celiac Disease & can't eat it now)>



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01 Nov 2012, 9:10 pm

Granted. You now have to eat a gluten only diet, so you can't eat anything else, including the rest of what's in gluten containing foods.

I wish I had a fresh, warm, lightly buttered slice of homemade whole wheat bread to eat right now.


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02 Nov 2012, 10:37 am

Granted. However, due to losing your hands from the Staph infection you are unable to pick it up and you starve.

I wish mindwithoutwalls would fully recover from his staph infection.



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02 Nov 2012, 1:15 pm

Granted. MindWithoutWalls dies and returns a staph-free zombie. I hope you're prepared for the undead hordes.

I wish for magical underwear that gives me mind-control powers.


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02 Nov 2012, 8:00 pm

wish granted....and they shrink 5 sizes when you put them on.

I wish I could see into the future.