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Skilpadde
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17 Oct 2013, 8:49 am

Granted, but your perfect vision and lack of problems make other people envious of you.

I wish to be like this

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You are the picture of health, with no conditions, no syndromes, no diseases, no illnesses, no infections, no viruses, no deformities of any kind....not a thing!

without being a human guinea pig!


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love you and miss you, dear boy


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17 Oct 2013, 9:47 am

Granted, you are now an actual guinea pig.

I wish to have a good day.



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17 Oct 2013, 11:55 am

Granted, but tomorrow will be horrible.

I wish fluorescent lights were banned.



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17 Oct 2013, 1:08 pm

Wish granted but all lights will be banned and we will go back to lanterns.
I wish for the weather to stay sunny and warm



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17 Oct 2013, 1:41 pm

Granted but get ready for a drought.

I wish mosquitos wouldn't annoy me when I sleep.


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17 Oct 2013, 1:51 pm

Wish Granted, they all wait for you to wake up to annoy you. They are gathered around your bed waiting patiently.
I wish for a good Pokemon Moba game.



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17 Oct 2013, 6:08 pm

Granted, but you never win.

I wish everyone used Linux instead of Windows.



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17 Oct 2013, 6:20 pm

Wish granted but people won't like it
I wish for glamour.



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17 Oct 2013, 6:28 pm

Granted! You are glamorous, but it comes at a high price.

I wish I didn't have so much free time.



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17 Oct 2013, 6:31 pm

Granted now you are so busy you are stressed.
I wish that I could go to a party.



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17 Oct 2013, 6:33 pm

Granted, but it's a drunken wild party! Is that where you want to be?

I wish to have the life of my dreams.



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18 Oct 2013, 2:57 am

Granted. You get the life of every dream you've ever had. Your normal dreams,, your nightmares, your confusing strange dreams that make no sense, your childhood night terrors, your vague dreams that you hardly remember at all. They're all there simultaneously. So there you are kissing your handsome boyfriend while dodging terrorists and being strangled by the purple octopus that seems to hate you because it's Friday and there was something about a donut but you can't quite recall.... get the idea? Ah, the wonderful life of your dreams! Every single one of them!


I wish I had better attention span


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18 Oct 2013, 7:40 am

Granted. But your long attention span is focused on the texture of your wall. You no longer anything else.

I wish I were better organized.



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18 Oct 2013, 8:26 am

Granted, but now you compulsively organize everything and it takes up your entire day. :twisted:

I wish Christmas was sooner.



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18 Oct 2013, 9:28 am

Wish granted you will go into a coma and wake up on Christmas morning in the hospital.
I wish for some Oreos.



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18 Oct 2013, 10:09 am

Granted. But no matter how hard you try, you can't get them out of he package.

I wish i could be organized without compulsively organizing all day.