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Radish
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08 Jun 2022, 8:40 am

Windscreen washer for jumbo jets:

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08 Jun 2022, 8:44 am

Loo Roll Adviser.



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09 Jun 2022, 8:11 am

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09 Jun 2022, 9:31 am

Seller of shirts saying "I swear, it IS coming home" to English football fans.


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09 Jun 2022, 11:00 am

Collector of shirts saying "Kiss me quick"


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09 Jun 2022, 12:48 pm

Noose Efficiency Tester.



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09 Jun 2022, 12:50 pm

Test subject for my noose testing. :P


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09 Jun 2022, 1:00 pm

Human Centipede Cast Member.



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09 Jun 2022, 1:27 pm

I saw that movie once. Yuk. Horrible film that I can't unwatch. You should get a job as a cast member in chainsaw massacre. :P


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10 Jun 2022, 12:15 am

Zombie movie makeup artist.

I hope they pay you well.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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10 Jun 2022, 1:08 am

Bottom Feeder. Literally.



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10 Jun 2022, 3:35 am

Yuk. :eew:

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10 Jun 2022, 4:39 am

:lol: Blame the Rik Mayal comedies.

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10 Jun 2022, 4:44 am

Curator of cockroaches, mice and flies at said cafe.


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10 Jun 2022, 5:03 am

Gynaecologist of cockroaches, mice and flies. :mrgreen:


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Also, as George Carlin said, "I have no stake in the outcome." I'll stick around for the comedy.

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10 Jun 2022, 5:27 am

Fertility Dr who uses his own sperm to inseminate cockroaches, mice and flies.