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04 Jun 2022, 9:54 am

I'm glad we moved away from snails....was getting silly.

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05 Jun 2022, 2:26 am

Retriever of biscuits that have fallen into cups of tea.


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05 Jun 2022, 6:07 am

^ Worst job ever!

Embalmer's Handy Man.


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05 Jun 2022, 7:46 am

Toast burner and maker of awful coffee... you should get work in a cafe.


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06 Jun 2022, 7:20 am

Stress Ball Supplier.


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06 Jun 2022, 8:10 am

Fly on the wall, in the upcoming confidence vote among Tory MPs in the UK.

Radish can supply the stress balls there, too.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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06 Jun 2022, 9:54 am

:lol:

Massage Therapist to Worms.

Eww...how on earth do you massage a worm?


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06 Jun 2022, 10:29 am

Maybe he meant message? Might work for those worms living in an apple. :P

The next prime minister.


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06 Jun 2022, 10:54 am

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Spin Doctor to the next Prime Minister.

It'll be like Malcolm Tucker on Heroin!


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06 Jun 2022, 12:36 pm

Boris Johnson's personal party organiser (very busy job).


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07 Jun 2022, 3:17 am

The Queen's Vajazzle Stylist.


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07 Jun 2022, 4:05 am

:lol: You got me Googling dodgy stuff again!

Prince Andrew's chaperone when he's around young women.


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07 Jun 2022, 4:23 am

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Camilla's Lady Shave.


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07 Jun 2022, 5:01 am

I'm not even going to Google that!

A Dalek, once she's mastered pronouncing "Exterminate".


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07 Jun 2022, 5:17 am

The Ring Girls Hairdresser.


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07 Jun 2022, 5:33 am

Handy person volunteering to mow my lawn and chop logs.


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