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07 Jun 2022, 5:56 am

Mr Bean's Speech Therapist.


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07 Jun 2022, 7:00 am

Mr Bean's girlfriend.


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07 Jun 2022, 7:37 am

I walked right into that one. :lol:

Provides Talking Therapy to Cybermen.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:28 pm

Failed the audition to be a Dalek, but has been accepted to become a Cyberwoman, provided they can get her enormous feet into the costume.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:46 pm

Judge Judy and Executioner.


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07 Jun 2022, 1:47 pm

The Harbinger of Doom. :skull:


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07 Jun 2022, 2:04 pm

Collects sperm from Daleks to help preserve their race.


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07 Jun 2022, 4:14 pm

Is the surrogate mother to a Dalek. :P


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07 Jun 2022, 6:59 pm

Foster mother to Aussie beer drinkers


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07 Jun 2022, 10:23 pm

Veggie Mite sandwich maker


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08 Jun 2022, 3:45 am

Mite farmer, raise 100 million of them and you can make a mite burger. Yummy.


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08 Jun 2022, 6:32 am

Intestine Holder. Holds patients intestines during surgery to keep them out of the way.


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08 Jun 2022, 7:15 am

Disgraced surgeon, struck off for stealing the patients kidneys to make a pie with and using his bladder as a football.


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08 Jun 2022, 8:22 am

Organ Donor. :P


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08 Jun 2022, 8:35 am

Here take it, the sound is getting on my nerves:

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08 Jun 2022, 8:38 am

:lol:

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