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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Eaten by my dog I don't have. Where is my tea?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
In a mug Where is my plug?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 64,436Location: UK
Stopping the bath water from running away. Where's my true identity?
Hiding in that lumberjack costume. Where is my axe?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 78,253Location: United Kingdom
It's in the back of your landlord's head. Where is my potato peeler?
It's in the washing up. Where's my drunken monkey?
Blowing into a device on the back seat of a police car. Where is my next door neighbour?
Peeping behind his curtains. Where's my bygone era?
It's slipping into the mists of time. Where is my Central Heating Engineer?
He slipped down the back of the radiator. Where's my dream topping?
All over your new carpet. Where is my PPI refund?
I don't know. Where's my drink of juice?
In the car, boiling. Where is my travel mug?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
traveling to get his mugshot taken. where is my dear sweet Mr. Lambeth?
Buying candy in the shopping mall. Where is my chewing gum?
It was confiscated due to your repeated habit of putting gum on other peoples pants. Where is my blob .