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Booyakasha
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28 Sep 2014, 5:39 am

Eaten by my dog I don't have.

Where is my tea?



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28 Sep 2014, 4:08 pm

In a mug

Where is my plug?


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28 Sep 2014, 4:56 pm

Stopping the bath water from running away.

Where's my true identity?


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29 Sep 2014, 7:05 am

Hiding in that lumberjack costume.

Where is my axe?



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29 Sep 2014, 1:33 pm

It's in the back of your landlord's head.

Where is my potato peeler?



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29 Sep 2014, 3:51 pm

It's in the washing up.

Where's my drunken monkey?


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29 Sep 2014, 5:02 pm

Blowing into a device on the back seat of a police car.

Where is my next door neighbour?



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29 Sep 2014, 5:18 pm

Peeping behind his curtains.

Where's my bygone era?


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29 Sep 2014, 5:28 pm

It's slipping into the mists of time.

Where is my Central Heating Engineer?



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29 Sep 2014, 5:35 pm

He slipped down the back of the radiator.

Where's my dream topping?


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29 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

All over your new carpet.

Where is my PPI refund?



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29 Sep 2014, 5:52 pm

I don't know.

Where's my drink of juice?


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29 Sep 2014, 6:07 pm

In the car, boiling.

Where is my travel mug?


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30 Sep 2014, 1:22 am

traveling to get his mugshot taken.


where is my dear sweet Mr. Lambeth?


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30 Sep 2014, 3:17 am

Buying candy in the shopping mall.

Where is my chewing gum?



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30 Sep 2014, 4:02 pm

It was confiscated due to your repeated habit of putting gum on other peoples pants.

Where is my blob .


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