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22 Oct 2018, 10:46 pm

Dog control laws strictly enforced

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Less homophobia

Less ghetto ass riffraff

Better immune system

Higher metabolism and iq score

Better personality

Prescription

Consolation prize for the homophobia that I had to deal with

Coed bathroom

No blow dryer

No Republicans



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22 Oct 2018, 10:47 pm

^^^QFT no GOP



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22 Oct 2018, 11:18 pm

Fewer people

Fewer cars

Better driver's

More autism awareness

Breast reduction surgery

Time machine

More serotonin and etc

Fewer pain and temperature receptors

More alert

Less ghetto lil riffraff

Real "friends"



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22 Oct 2018, 11:19 pm

WABAC machine



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23 Oct 2018, 4:12 am

Less loud music

Less chocolate

Real friends

Closure from homophobics



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23 Oct 2018, 4:57 am

auntblabby wrote:
heaven in a pill

You mean heroin?


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23 Oct 2018, 3:28 pm

Better public transportation

More autism awareness



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23 Oct 2018, 3:46 pm

Having 'metaphysical guarantee' maybe by a deity if necessary) that any attempts by me to assert myself will not cause mass ripple effects which will to the detriment of the +7.6 billion other fellow species members I have to share space and time with as well as ..basically that I what I bring up here viewtopic.php?t=369263 won't happen to me, not the least with a 'material implication'/neurological impact of an anxiety based on shame,self-blame and/or guilt emerging.


That or a superpower like the mutant 'Forge' in the X-men series and being able to like intuitively perceive the kinetic motion and hence come off as a technical and mechanical master because it would help in my opinion for me to feel a lot safer learning to drive.

:| Self-trust is almost murderously a pain to learn.



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23 Oct 2018, 4:19 pm

Occupational therapy

Speech therapy

Applied behavioral analyst

More counseling.

(Maybe)

Better weather and health



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24 Oct 2018, 3:05 am

RetroGamer87 wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
heaven in a pill

You mean heroin?

one that would facilitate OOBEs.



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24 Oct 2018, 6:51 am

Ghetto riffraff stop trying to sell me drugs or buy drugs from me

Other dipshits stop telling me that I did something wrong . Every slightest thing you do, that they don't like, is like :jester: inciting a riot :mrgreen: . They act like they have an unlimited number of calories to waste, trying to enforce their concept of :ninja: justice :mrgreen:

Financial reparations and closure, from homophobic precious lil "people"



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28 Nov 2018, 9:07 pm

...that there be indefectible non-abortifacent hormonal contraceptives, that my pet dog and cat

feel better and more active, that I have less body hair,

that my *functional* atheism be understood and accepted by my family

that I have enough of a social circle to no longer lapse into pornography (today -_- )..

that ppl don't swear, that ppl don't lie even within or as a part of humor,

that 'macho-ness' be vanquished, that I understand what friendship means to me

,that I understand what others understand as friendship, that the word 'buddy' be stopped in using,

that I know how to drive, that it trust myself, that there be no more ridicule or judgement,

that there by more ppl in my age group who also speak Spanish, that I have a body and abilities like Duncan Wong

minus the tatoos,that it takes 1/100 of the amount of effort and time it takes to learn anything, that I have my own

apartment,that I can assert myself for anything at anytime and that I not be meet with retort or at least always be

able to perform a 'compensating ritual' if I do, that others understand how much temperment and reciprocation as

indicative of respect within character be understood, that ppl 'come out' about being 'boring' and that an

understanding of that change enough that ppl can embrace mindfulness, that no one ever really swears, that what I

would expect in terms of artistic output be feasible within a relatively short and acceptable span of time, that

substance addiction no longer a thing and that forms of assisted death would at least functionally no longer be a

thing which ppl would consider,that the ppl who I liked--that they may come to prosper and that there parents may

become 'well-to-enough/ that they can be relieved when it comes to that, that both my parents be given $7 billion to

secure them 'being out of my case'/life for the remaining years of their life, that I could go on a meditation retreat for

at least 2 weeks, that I be able to accomplished certain high school math courses well, that a woman say "I forgive

you" for the unfathomable amounts of pornography I have been on, that the homeless ppl who I annoyingly think as

the city's version of a personae dramatis become 'well to do', that the word 'nerd' no longer be used, that I no longer

struggle at *ANY* job I take, that the inferiority-complexes so often conflated with masculinity and any other form

of 'power-over-others' inequity producing attitude be gone, that ppl which much sooner 'care too much' at the drop

of a hat than 'not care'...that everyone would much sooner 'care too much' at the drop of a hat than 'not care'...that

I can know that metaphysics won't penalize me...that I can have the guarantee that metaphysics won't penalize me.

including when I use certain words..that I have a place to live of my own to express my autonomy, that the

neurological impact of years of hatred be gone.


I have trouble accepting that there is nothing wrong with my decisions



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28 Nov 2018, 9:49 pm

don't be suprised that I am adding more so soon..that the triggering memories I have all be gone, that everyone

increase in terms of responsibility 500 x fold, that nudity and sexuality and being open about it be a majorly more

feasible undertaking, that my attention span be more than healthy, that I be nearly perfect at anything I do .i.e. that

mistakes almost never happen when I do them, be secure that I can still deserve to be around women even after

indulging in pornography, that ppl understand why I take education with an almost uncompromising seriousness, that

everyone actively live by not 'caving into' classism and it's grasp which is keenly understood enough that a post-

scarcity solarpunk world actually be feasible and their be less awful politics along the way...that the understanding of

what ugliness be change.. saddahati.



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28 Nov 2018, 10:16 pm

That I understand what it means to know stuff but realize it's not going to change things but still

wind up kissing the a-- of any fool who interferes with me, to know that I won't wake up becoming

or with the face of cruel and narcissistic ppl who f---d up my life, to have lifelong access to

McMaster's libraries and have an improved grasp of 'Eastern religions', to be as skilled a logician as

Saul Kripke, that I no longer need to view violent content to be energized, that I can live without

consistently comparing myself to others, lead a life which is active, self-accept a life which is

active based on neither pornography addiction prevention nor school.



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28 Nov 2018, 10:16 pm

That I understand what it means to know stuff but realize it's not going to change things but still

wind up kissing the a-- of any fool who interferes with me, to know that I won't wake up becoming

or with the face of cruel and narcissistic ppl who f---d up my life, to have lifelong access to

McMaster's libraries and have an improved grasp of 'Eastern religions', to be as skilled a logician as

Saul Kripke, that I no longer need to view violent content to be energized, that I can live without

consistently comparing myself to others, lead a life which is active, self-accept a life which is

active based on neither pornography addiction prevention nor school.

That homework habits, good homework habits be feasible for me.