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VegetableMan
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24 Jul 2014, 10:00 am

No, the dress doesn't make you look fat. It's all those extra pounds that makes you look fat.


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24 Jul 2014, 11:11 am

Why are you blaming the dress?

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24 Jul 2014, 11:18 am

Why are YOU wearing a dress? 8O


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24 Jul 2014, 12:50 pm

No, your face is just not proportioned correctly to pull off that haircut. I'd get a new hair stylist if I were you.


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24 Jul 2014, 1:21 pm

I'm over here, not over there, you need new spectacles. :twisted:


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25 Jul 2014, 7:18 pm

Double plus good


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28 Jul 2014, 4:23 pm

I'd rather have my fingernails removed slowly than hear anymore about your vacation



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28 Jul 2014, 5:01 pm

Oh. no, I don't have any place to be. You're just boring the sh*t out of me, and if I stay here any longer, I'll have to cut my jugular with my pocket knife.


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