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08 Feb 2012, 6:05 pm

How would you beat the Kobayashi Maru test at Starfleet Academy? I have a plan...



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08 Feb 2012, 6:34 pm

I'm all ears


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08 Feb 2012, 6:38 pm

Get closer to the K-M, create a stationary warp field which engulfs it while firing a remote detonated torpedo. Detonate the torpedo and teleport over some debris at the exact moment you engage the warp field making it appear you destroyed your own ship. Then warp away. Would that work?

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08 Feb 2012, 8:22 pm

Tell the crew of the Maru to assemble in small groups for easier transport on the upper and lower deck,. Warp in to a point about 500 meters above her, clear out the top decks. Warp back out, appear right next to the furthest Kilngon ship, just long enough to blip on their sensors, then warp under the Maru, 500 meters below, clear out the bottom deck. High tail it home.

Think you can handle that, Mr. Sulu? We're all counting on you.



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08 Feb 2012, 10:24 pm

Cheat, duh.


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08 Feb 2012, 11:07 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
Cheat, duh.


I was going to say that!
In more detail:
Hack into the computer controlling the simulation and program the enemies to self destruct.

Or get Q to help, I can't imagine he would object to cheating.


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09 Feb 2012, 12:31 am

Not cheat, beat. Because you might have to do it for real one day.



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09 Feb 2012, 12:34 am

The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.


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09 Feb 2012, 12:37 am

Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!



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09 Feb 2012, 12:42 am

shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


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09 Feb 2012, 12:47 am

Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !



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09 Feb 2012, 12:49 am

shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !


Mine is navy blue. I don't own any red shirts 8)


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09 Feb 2012, 12:54 am

Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !


Mine is navy blue. I don't own any red shirts 8)


Mine is black, I got suspended...for beating the Kobayashi Maru.



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09 Feb 2012, 12:56 am

shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !


Mine is navy blue. I don't own any red shirts 8)


Mine is black, I got suspended...for beating the Kobayashi Maru.


Ha! So you admit that you cheated!


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09 Feb 2012, 1:00 am

Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !


Mine is navy blue. I don't own any red shirts 8)


Mine is black, I got suspended...for beating the Kobayashi Maru.


Ha! So you admit that you cheated!


About the shirts, yeah.



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09 Feb 2012, 1:05 am

shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
shrox wrote:
Titangeek wrote:
The Kobayashi Maru test is deigned to be unbeatable, it's supposed to test how you react in a no win situation. They only way to win is to cheat, because the vary act of winning is cheating.

We gonna die cadet!


Not if you cheat.
Get it :wink:


No, look down. Our shirts are red!! !


Mine is navy blue. I don't own any red shirts 8)


Mine is black, I got suspended...for beating the Kobayashi Maru.


Ha! So you admit that you cheated!


About the shirts, yeah.


You beat the Kobayashi Maru, therefore you cheated.


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