Long long ago in a galaxy far far away.....
Friend 1: "Wow! I just saw the sickest concert! The singer was doing back-flips, breathing fire, and singing in eight octaves, the guitarist is a guy who won 15 guitar competitions before they kicked him out because no one could match the technical rapidity of his solos, the drummer was playing two drumsets AND playing keyboard, and the bassist was riding a half-pipe and stunting while he was shredding with his effects pedal strapped to his board! The music of course was all paint-by-numbers music theory and they had nothing for lyrics but WOW were they athletic!"
Friend 2: "Meh, I'll be impressed when you tell me a rugby game broke out on stage".
26 May 2014, 2:27 pm
