I'll never be royal.

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16 Oct 2018, 6:40 am

So that's the plan:

Chronos, your only chance is to aim for the ugliest single member of the royal family, if the British royal members are too handsome for your level, then try some Arab or Asian royal family.

You can try the Moroccan Royal family, the king has a jewish adviser too (wink); also you would wear very comfy clothes.

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16 Oct 2018, 10:56 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I looked in to the King of Bhutan. He is taken, unfortunately.

I'll have to bleach my hair blond and find some lesser Saudi Prince with poor eyesight.

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16 Oct 2018, 11:22 am

^ maybe we can match both of you and hurtloam to that same Saudi prince!

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16 Oct 2018, 7:00 pm

So you want to be royal? Marrying into a royal family is too passive. Instead you should establish your own kingdom.

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16 Oct 2018, 7:12 pm

just imagine being upset that you're not part of a european royal family.

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16 Oct 2018, 7:41 pm

Blimey , they look like Jimmy Hill's ancestors ( Jimmy Hill was a sports commentator for football in the UK )

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17 Oct 2018, 1:56 am

^ that what cousin inbreeding would do to you.

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17 Oct 2018, 6:35 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:

just imagine being upset that you're not part of a european royal family.

Even with his ridiculous chin, he was still taught from birth to tilt his head back so he could look down his nose at people.

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17 Oct 2018, 1:57 pm

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

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20 Oct 2018, 6:19 am

Chronos wrote:

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

You still need a king.

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20 Oct 2018, 6:06 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Chronos wrote:

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

You still need a king.

Tell that to Elizabeth I

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21 Oct 2018, 2:50 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Chronos wrote:

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

You still need a king.

You can be king. I need someone who speaks Arabic to inform the locals.

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21 Oct 2018, 3:46 am

Chronos wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Chronos wrote:

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

You still need a king.

You can be king. I need someone who speaks Arabic to inform the locals.

Are you proposing to me?

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21 Oct 2018, 5:50 am

Fun fact: When the political situation required it, medieval Poland had a female king: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadwiga_of_Poland

But would you really want to marry a prince? And then have papparazzi on you all the time, newspapers commenting every move you make, every faux pas you slip, every item of clothing you wear, every cold you catch, literally everything that happens to you?

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22 Oct 2018, 1:32 am

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If she marries a Saudi prince then no paparazzi would even dare to peek.

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22 Oct 2018, 2:22 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Chronos wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Chronos wrote:

I'm claiming Bir Tawil and starting my own royal family.

You still need a king.

You can be king. I need someone who speaks Arabic to inform the locals.

Are you proposing to me?

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