Gonna try acting like a dick towards NT party girls

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02 Jan 2008, 10:38 am

It seems that most girls are so shallow, they go after the good looking serial killers.

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02 Jan 2008, 11:14 am

Younger girls drinking alcohol while you abstain. That sounds like a quick path to taking advantage of someone that may not be capable of consent. That's only made more likely by the fact that you want sex for the sake of sex, and it doesn't seem to matter who, so long as it is sooner rather than later.

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02 Jan 2008, 11:15 am

m91 wrote:

It seems that most girls are so shallow, they go after the good looking serial killers.

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Okay, you got me there.

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02 Jan 2008, 11:32 am

if that's the type of girls you want......... go for it. i'd lol in your face, take your beer and go.. w/o givin you nuttin

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02 Jan 2008, 11:33 am

I would only bother trying this if you are seriously good looking and really funny in a sarcastic kind of way. I would also pick younger girls, ie <18, because girls any older than that will have seen it all before and will laugh at you.

I would probably laugh at you, to be honest.

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02 Jan 2008, 12:11 pm

jkrane wrote:

I'm really not a dick. But it seems that what's the ladies want, lol.

My buddy met a couple of younger girls on myspace.

We are gonna set up a time to chill with them, knock back a few beers (not me, I don't drink), but we're gonna try to get some action...lol.

Here's the deal:

1. Me and my buddy are tight! Bros before hoes! We call the shots!
2. Those girls are gonna look up to us!
3. We're not gonna abuse them in any way, but we'll build ourselves up, make ourselves look more important, mature, and experienced. We'll use humor that puts them down slightly.
4. We are doing THEM the favour by hanging out with them.
5. I'm not really a prick, but I'm a virgin, and horney, and I suck at relationships. So...I'll get laid the easy way!
6. We'll not call, play games, and have these girls kissing OUR asses!

I can't say I'm proud of this...as a matter of fact...I feel kinda bad.

However...

In some ways, people are like machines. They work on an input/output basis. (Basic Example: Input food, output...you know...lol)

Input (jerk behaviour)
Output (girl's respect/sex)

I'm just gonna try this, and see if it works.

I'm 20 years old, its about time I got laid!

My justification is this...

Sometimes I have to lower myself to the level of the masses, in order to enjoy their pleasures.
These girls WANT to be treated like lesser-beings. In a way, I really AM doing them the favour.

This is a very controversial post...I know I'm not gonna get a lot of praises here :twisted:

Criticisms welcome! There is not a doubt in my mind that I deserve it!

I'm gonna pretend to be a narrow-minded NT for a night! I'll tell y'all how it plays out...if it even works out.

Just when I thought I'd seen everything.

Wow.

and its no wonder that the male race is completely despised by most females, hell, if I were a female i'd tell you to take a hike.

That is got to be the dumbest thing you are planning on pulling.

I'm a male, and I am not that desperate, because relationships and whatnot, they suck, unless you can find one that is worth it.

But brother, you bring shame upon the Aspie name, you, my friend bring shame upon the ten percent of males, that are the ones who end up with the great girls who everyone else bypassed because they wanted a party girl, a pretty girl, a skinny girl, a girl who could give them what they wanted.

You. My Friend. Disgust me.

Get some proper social skills.

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02 Jan 2008, 1:07 pm

I don't heartily endorse this product and/or event.

However, I don't see how it's any more repulsive and unpleasant than the typical pattern normal dating follows.

But that's my opinion.

I think it's all pretty daft.

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02 Jan 2008, 1:23 pm

I'm interested in reading the end result to this.

I don't agree with the being a jerk part, I'd never purposefully be a jerk. I wouldn't sugar coat my responses and be needlessly nice, but never to the point of being a jerk.

All the false pretenses of this also looks annoying. Be respectful, and have women look up to you for natural good reasons... not because of manipulation or whatever.

Not being needy, that's good advice for basically any one.... men or women.

I believe this jerk act is the male equivalent of wearing a low cut revealing dress. It gets a girl's attention, and makes her attracted to you... but for all the wrong reasons.

I don't see what's wrong with making fun of her, in a casual fun way... in the same way you could make fun of your good friends. But the extent that it seems that you want to put her down... it's very mean-spirited.

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02 Jan 2008, 2:09 pm

I wouldn't pursue this course of action myself (I'm looking for a real relationship, not a one-night stand)...

But if you want to do this, be my guest... to each his own, I suppose...

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02 Jan 2008, 2:15 pm

Aspie_Chav wrote:

jkrane wrote:

You’re only 20. It would be preferable that you attempt to find someone the respectable way first. Because you are so young, you would not have had much time to do this. There are some tips in wrong planet articles that would help you.

What I mean is, you need more time to discover the way of making them love you for you. I don’t think 3 years of being an adult is enough time to learn this especially if there are non jerk things that you can improve on.

Most of the time I don’t believe in quotes “like be yourself, I woman will find that attractive”. But I know where I stand now, I am 35, I have spent 17 years as an adult. But you don’t know where you stand yet, there may be so many woman out there who see a part of themselves in you.

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02 Jan 2008, 2:25 pm

jkrane wrote:

My buddy met a couple of younger girls on myspace.

We are gonna set up a time to chill with them, knock back a few beers (not me, I don't drink), but we're gonna try to get some action...lol.

I'm 20 years old, its about time I got laid!

I'm gonna pretend to be a narrow-minded NT for a night! I'll tell y'all how it plays out...if it even works out.

Um, are these girls of legal age to be drinking? You can get in trouble for serving minors, even if you aren't drinking. In fact, are they even 18? Girls on MySpace lie…

Not all NTs are narrow minded, just the ones you seem to be paying attention to as role models.

There is a difference between being outright rude to girls thinking you will get some and being some smooth talker who cons them. Either way, some men have gone to prison because young girls have regrettable sex.

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02 Jan 2008, 2:55 pm

I would hate to see another male slip through the cracks with the misconception that all women want jerks. Great.

Oh well, go be a dickhead. You will figure out the unspoken secret of the jerk. You only hear the bragging trophies the jerk speaks of but not the unspoken secret.

:wink:

I want to tell you but I think you should experience it yourself.

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02 Jan 2008, 4:59 pm

Kitsy wrote:

I want to tell you but I think you should experience it yourself.

Shhhh, you'll ruin it all. But it is true that jerks just blow a lot of smoke. However they do sometimes get laid. This isn't really a result of thier jerkness, but more attributed to the fact they actually get up off thier asses and do something rather than just sit & complain about how women don't want them.

Anyway, go try your plan. Every guy goes through this stage. It's probably as much a part of growing as learning to drive a car. But one of two things will happen.

One, you get shot down horribly. You realize the way you've been acting your whole life works far better at making people like you than this new jerk persona.

Or two, you get laid. Wow, you finally did it. The only problem is that you had to act completely out of character & be dishonest to do it. You may feel the rush at first, but after a while, you'll regret it. It feels like having a trophy for a race you cheated to win. You have the result, but it's far from something you can be proud of.

If it takes a jerk persona for you to take some action, then more power to you. However, I hope one day you realize that taking the same action without the jerk persona works even better.

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02 Jan 2008, 8:07 pm

Aridarr wrote:

YOU SOUND LIKE A NICE, INTELLIGENT PERSON. I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU. I AM A LIVING UTILITY DESIGNED FOR MALE PLEASURE. YOU REALLY KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN, AS PROVEN BY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. YOU TRULY ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN. PLEASE F**K ME.

Is this serious? It seems to be sarcasm, but I have seen stranger things (like NT relationships).

deadeyexx, "their" is the correct spelling. I read you post thinking that you wrote "tier", and was trying to imagine layered jerkyness and layered asses. (I know that it was probably a typo. Bear no ill will toward me. I just think that I'm funny.)

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02 Jan 2008, 8:09 pm

shadexiii wrote:

Notion seconded.

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02 Jan 2008, 9:20 pm

deadeyexx wrote:

jerks just blow a lot of smoke. However they do sometimes get laid. This isn't really a result of thier jerkness, but more attributed to the fact they actually get up off thier asses and do something rather than just sit & complain about how women don't want them.

I second THAT.

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