25 May 2009, 10:24 pm
26 May 2009, 2:02 am
Ewh! I'm an older woman, and I don't smell like a leather purse! 
26 May 2009, 2:08 am
Sort of makes a guy wonder if there are certain perfumes, made for certain age ranges. Yes, it's another stereotype, but I think there's something to this "smell theory". 
Not sure where the "leather purse" thing came from though. 
Yes, I'm just joking.
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26 May 2009, 1:30 pm
raisedbyignorance wrote:
Ugh...I hate to admit that I've had this ideal guy in my head since I was in my early teens.
Physical description: white, any eye color, with brown hair (though I dont want it to be too short or too long), eyes that are easy to look at but adorable, and maybe a few inches taller than me and slightly muscular (just very slightly) build, wouldn't have a beard or mustache but his cheek would feel a bit scruffy
Personality: He doesn't have to be perfect. He doesn't have to know everything in the world but should he turn out to have some genius I would want him to respect that I am not an intelligent being but I have my own views and insights of the world that he would respect and not demean me for. He wouldn't tease me (cause he would know how much I cant stand being teased)...and he would stand up for me if I do get teased or offended. I would rather he not have any sort of political or religious view but he would care about some issues like me or at least understand why I feel about some certain topics the way I do. His interest in me would NOT be based on how cute I am or how I'm a nervous wreck in public but how I have a darker more complex persona/mentality in me that few people are exposed to (or are even willing to accept exists). He would like to explore different places and experience different things with me. I don't want him to be uber-geeky but if he was into the angsty things I like it would be cool. All in all I want him to know that I'm different from other girls, especially in private. He wouldn't dare laugh or criticize at even the smallest things that I would get angsty about because he knows that my mind is twisted and my self-esteem is low. Perhaps he can relate because he is the same. His mind could also be twisted but he is mentally and emotionally strong. I don't think I can handle someone who isn't as emotionally strong as I am at the very least.
and most of all...he must be very TOLERANT (with me)!
This thread feels creepy to me for some reason...
Physical description: white, any eye color, with brown hair (though I dont want it to be too short or too long), eyes that are easy to look at but adorable, and maybe a few inches taller than me and slightly muscular (just very slightly) build, wouldn't have a beard or mustache but his cheek would feel a bit scruffy
Personality: He doesn't have to be perfect. He doesn't have to know everything in the world but should he turn out to have some genius I would want him to respect that I am not an intelligent being but I have my own views and insights of the world that he would respect and not demean me for. He wouldn't tease me (cause he would know how much I cant stand being teased)...and he would stand up for me if I do get teased or offended. I would rather he not have any sort of political or religious view but he would care about some issues like me or at least understand why I feel about some certain topics the way I do. His interest in me would NOT be based on how cute I am or how I'm a nervous wreck in public but how I have a darker more complex persona/mentality in me that few people are exposed to (or are even willing to accept exists). He would like to explore different places and experience different things with me. I don't want him to be uber-geeky but if he was into the angsty things I like it would be cool. All in all I want him to know that I'm different from other girls, especially in private. He wouldn't dare laugh or criticize at even the smallest things that I would get angsty about because he knows that my mind is twisted and my self-esteem is low. Perhaps he can relate because he is the same. His mind could also be twisted but he is mentally and emotionally strong. I don't think I can handle someone who isn't as emotionally strong as I am at the very least.
and most of all...he must be very TOLERANT (with me)!
This thread feels creepy to me for some reason...
Well I don't want to creep you out further, but aside from the fact that I don't have a clue how tall you are (I'm short-ish like 5'8"-5'9"), that physical description is me exactly
Don't take it the wrong way, this thread kinda weirds me out too, I just thought it was wildness how close that description matched
26 May 2009, 4:27 pm
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26 May 2009, 4:40 pm
jemir1234 wrote:
Lol now to the fun part.
Do you think when I get my gf Hopefully older, but if not who cares; do you think if i tell her to boss me around and make me clean up, she will give in and play along? and do u think she'll let me call her MOMMY?
Do you think when I get my gf Hopefully older, but if not who cares; do you think if i tell her to boss me around and make me clean up, she will give in and play along? and do u think she'll let me call her MOMMY?
Someone might. You shoud do a small ad... "young goodlooking male wants to meet older woman to take charge, mother him, and make him tidy his room." You'd be surprised how many of us Mums would be delighted to find a young man who would put his socks away. Though in my case, I'd be thinking, "sheesh, he's only a few years older than my son", so I'd be immune to your charms. There must be someone out there who wouldn't be so much giving in as gratefully to your desires as thanking the Almighty she'd me you, and happily taking charge.
Of course, if you were very lucky, when you'd tidied your room she might help you muss it up again.
Hey, son... I thought you were a Christian? How would this go down in your local congregation? I think mine would want to excorcise you!
26 May 2009, 4:49 pm
mgran wrote:
jemir1234 wrote:
Lol now to the fun part.
Do you think when I get my gf Hopefully older, but if not who cares; do you think if i tell her to boss me around and make me clean up, she will give in and play along? and do u think she'll let me call her MOMMY?
Do you think when I get my gf Hopefully older, but if not who cares; do you think if i tell her to boss me around and make me clean up, she will give in and play along? and do u think she'll let me call her MOMMY?
Someone might. You shoud do a small ad... "young goodlooking male wants to meet older woman to take charge, mother him, and make him tidy his room." You'd be surprised how many of us Mums would be delighted to find a young man who would put his socks away. Though in my case, I'd be thinking, "sheesh, he's only a few years older than my son", so I'd be immune to your charms. There must be someone out there who wouldn't be so much giving in as gratefully to your desires as thanking the Almighty she'd me you, and happily taking charge.
Of course, if you were very lucky, when you'd tidied your room she might help you muss it up again.
Hey, son... I thought you were a Christian? How would this go down in your local congregation? I think mine would want to excorcise you!
LOL. i have no idea what your last statement meant about the church thing. But in church my pastor called a man a wuss for letting his wife take charge and boss him around. I guess christians have the belif that the man should always be dominant.
If he likes it i dont see anything wrong, if he doesnt like it, then he'd better man up. thats how i see it if a woman wants to take charge.
Anyways, r u serious, are there really olderwomen and moms out there who would love to do this? lol.
I would love for her to make me clean my room. and then for her to mess it all up again and make me do it again. Although i wouldnt let it get too out of hand
(im not trying to get too sexual) but i love it when older women wear robes with nothing on underneath and I would love to just be in the arms of a beautiful older woman.! !! !
26 May 2009, 5:17 pm
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