abaisse wrote:
Geeks, Nerds, and Dorks who think girls don't want you,
The dating scene is currently flooded with two types of men, "Mr. Let's Just Have Sex" and "Mr. Watch Me Watch Football". While these fellows are sometimes nice to look at, our conversations are vastly limited to topics such as "Was that good for you?" and "Do you need another beer?". We would much rather "ooo" and "ahhh" at the latest computer expo. We love to watch your science in action. Going on a historical adventure would be a real treat. Unfortunately, you are nowhere to be found. Have you ever wanted to be a hero? Here's a secret. It can happen outside of gaming! Be our knight in shining armor and save us from another date where our eyes glaze over! Geeks, Nerds, and Dorks of the world, leave your basements, shells, and other physical/metaphorical obstacles. Come find us!
- This campaign is endorsed by the Girls of Geeks Make Me Hot

Now if only I could save my game in real life and reload if I screw up, that would be great. That's why I game so much: with enough patience, I have infinite attempts to get something right. In the real world, you screw up once, you're done...
And as much as I respect your opinions on the matter, I still have a hard time believing it. It's a hostile world out there, full of people ready to run me over. I want to be loved, not hated. Unfortunately, it seems the latter is more likely to occur if I leave my "other physical/metaphorical obstacles". Is there a way to know when it's safe to come out?