07 Apr 2006, 6:16 am
NeantHumain wrote:
hellznrg wrote:
i only recently became a badass...!
Aw! You're a super-sweet guy, kind of like a big fuzzy teddy bear!
You should try baking cookies for your lady; she'll think it's really nice of you.You're not a badass. I don't know why you'd ever insult yourself by saying you're one. You're just a nice guy, a really sweet guy, almost like a brother.
rofl You had me till "brother." Voice of experience, or just heard through other males here?
neptunevsmars
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07 Apr 2006, 3:01 pm
TheBladeRoden wrote:
My own theory.
First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Touching boobies/getting your boobies touched.
Shortstop: Fingering/Handjob
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Plate: Intercourse
Pitcher/Catcher: Well, you know
First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Touching boobies/getting your boobies touched.
Shortstop: Fingering/Handjob
Third Base: Oral Sex
Home Plate: Intercourse
Pitcher/Catcher: Well, you know
So this is why I don't get a lot of sex - because I don't know the first thing about baseball! Except that the bat is extremely phallic.
Maybe we should agree on putting it in tennis terms...that's a fairly universal sport isn't it?
