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ApsieGuy
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11 Jan 2011, 10:00 pm

Step 1.) Get in bodybuilder shape.

Instructions: Work out at the gym 5 days a week and follow a proper diet.



Step 2.) Get a good job

Spend 4-8 years crafting a career


Step 3.) Develop a good personality.


Observe Nuerotypicals.







Congratz. You should have some offers at this point :lol: :lol: :lol:



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11 Jan 2011, 10:01 pm

You'd also get those results without following any of those steps. Here's an alternative guide that I don't embrace
1. Get wasted
2. Get laid
3. Repeat


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11 Jan 2011, 10:02 pm

Step 4.) Go to a bar after spending 8 years on the previous steps.



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11 Jan 2011, 10:04 pm

Pistonhead wrote:
You'd also get those results without following any of those steps. Here's an alternative guide that I don't embrace
1. Get wasted
2. Get laid
3. Repeat


I like this one better.



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11 Jan 2011, 10:04 pm

Your guide fails because the effort:return ratio is far too low. Following my guide it's possible you'll have restraining orders on over 10 women in two weeks.


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11 Jan 2011, 10:47 pm

Not all women care about muscles, jobs, or even personality in the sense of being chatty and outgoing.

And to Pistonhead, how does getting wasted help one get laid? :) I would think it would have the opposite effect.



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11 Jan 2011, 10:55 pm

No amount of alcohol seems to cloud my mind enough to provide a noticeable change in behavior that women would find more desirable, I only drank once for that reason. For the majority of people it seems to work, both men and women.


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11 Jan 2011, 10:58 pm

bee33 wrote:
Not all women care about muscles, jobs, or even personality in the sense of being chatty and outgoing.


Not as long as the guy has a lot of money. He can be 60 year old and look like a horse as long as he is rich.



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11 Jan 2011, 10:58 pm

I'd rather only date someone that is interested in me for my personality at least, not because I was perfectly fit and had lots of money. There's no love there.



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11 Jan 2011, 11:20 pm

ApsieGuy wrote:
Step 1.) Get in bodybuilder shape.

Instructions: Work out at the gym 5 days a week and follow a proper diet.



Step 2.) Get a good job

Spend 4-8 years crafting a career


Step 3.) Develop a good personality.


Observe Nuerotypicals.







Congratz. You should have some offers at this point :lol: :lol: :lol:


Aha. Wished I'd thought of that. Funnily enough I'm trying to negotiate that list in reverse :lol:



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12 Jan 2011, 12:25 am

so basically what you are saying is that all women are shallow and materialistic beings who only care about muscles and money. You must be really popular with the ladies...
I remember that someone asked in another thread why they were so few women in the L&D forum. I tell you why: the general mysoginy in here.


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12 Jan 2011, 12:30 am

Kiran wrote:
so basically what you are saying is that all women are shallow and materialistic beings who only care about muscles and money. You must be really popular with the ladies...
I remember that someone asked in another thread why they were so few women in the L&D forum. I tell you why: the general mysoginy in here.

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking...



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12 Jan 2011, 2:34 am

Kiran wrote:
so basically what you are saying is that all women are shallow and materialistic beings who only care about muscles and money. You must be really popular with the ladies...
I remember that someone asked in another thread why they were so few women in the L&D forum. I tell you why: the general mysoginy in here.


I think aspies have a harder time because of lack of superficial qualities. NT woman do not appear to like it when talks about these things. Once I said, 'hope to be come more eligible'. One of my workmates said, "eligible for what?" having more money helps in the dating game.
Her response was "I didn't hear that one before??".

It is easier to say "being a poor man is like being an ugly woman" and let them think about what beauty means to them. Yes, many ugly woman/ poor men over compensate for with charm but if they don't have charm, then approaching dating with a so called healthy attitude isn't good enough. What would you expect a ugly girl who is approaching 40 ,who never found anyone to love, to do, Read a book on" HOW TO FIND LOVE !AGAIN! AFTER 40" or go on the same way, with the easiest years behind her, hoping something will change in future. Perhaps wisdom, that comes with old age, will help her find love.

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12 Jan 2011, 6:46 pm

anime convention
know where to go
be sociable (and good looking) and have a hook