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28 Jun 2011, 12:01 am

Because she tried to rape the galactic-famous, millennial, Face of Boe



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28 Jun 2011, 12:53 am

I don't like yellow hats.


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28 Jun 2011, 4:56 am

Likes scorpions



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28 Jun 2011, 7:50 am

Because...mickey mouse hat. D:



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28 Jun 2011, 9:59 am

@Autistic_Man

:lmao:

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I won't date you because you're autistic ;)



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28 Jun 2011, 10:17 am

I wouldn't date you because your profile pic creeps me out. :lol:



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28 Jun 2011, 11:15 am

Too young, and you'd give me a headache. But we could goto Medieval re-inactments together 8)


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28 Jun 2011, 11:18 am

our babies would be pasty



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28 Jun 2011, 11:22 am

Erisad wrote:
I wouldn't date you because your profile pic creeps me out. :lol:


Ha. Ha. Thanks for the compliment.

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I am not into hairy people :P :))



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28 Jun 2011, 12:19 pm

Reason?I love hairy men.

But his hairs must be dark.



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28 Jun 2011, 12:25 pm

metaphysics wrote:
Reason?I love hairy men.

But his hairs must be dark.


Uh I am not hairy... and yes my hair is dark brown (used to be chestnut brown but got darker over the years).

I won't date you because you're hair is white :P and I kinda embaresed when girls are smarter than me :lol:



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28 Jun 2011, 12:29 pm

Chummy wrote:
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Reason?I love hairy men.

But his hairs must be dark.


Uh I am not hairy... and yes my hair is dark brown (used to be chestnut brown but got darker over the years).

I won't date you because you're hair is white :P and I kinda embaresed when girls are smarter than me :lol:


My hair is like black chocolate :? Bad example. Sometimes shines a little bit browny. Sometimes it shines as black as raven.

I would not like to date one who saying my hair is white. This is insulting!



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28 Jun 2011, 12:33 pm

I won't date you because you would probably force me to pay for both of us :lmao:



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28 Jun 2011, 12:37 pm

Chummy wrote:
I won't date you because you would probably force me to pay for both of us :lmao:


I would not date you because you are always misunderstand me and imagining me in an awful way.

Another reason, you are so young :wink:

P.S. Your words are sound like a J.... :lol: (This sentence is not a reason. I don't mean any bad things!! !! Global citizen :wink: )



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28 Jun 2011, 12:44 pm

metaphysics wrote:
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I won't date you because you would probably force me to pay for both of us :lmao:


I would not date you because you are always misunderstand me and imagining me in an awful way.

Another reason, you are so young :wink:

P.S. Your words are sound like a J.... :lol: (This sentence is not a reason. I don't mean any bad things!! !! Global citizen :wink: )


I don't care for being young, you are just way too old for me. Plus You have a job/career which is awful for me because a woman should not be working or leaving the kitchen anyways. You're one of those girls who are infected with the feminism virus (joke) :lmao:



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28 Jun 2011, 12:46 pm

Chummy wrote:
metaphysics wrote:
Chummy wrote:
I won't date you because you would probably force me to pay for both of us :lmao:


I would not date you because you are always misunderstand me and imagining me in an awful way.

Another reason, you are so young :wink:

P.S. Your words are sound like a J.... :lol: (This sentence is not a reason. I don't mean any bad things!! !! Global citizen :wink: )


I don't care for being young, you are just way too old for me. Plus You have a job/career which is awful for me because a woman should not be working or leaving the kitchen anyways. You're one of those girls who are infected with the feminism virus (joke) :lmao:


I am actually very very young... But you are just young for me :wink: I love mature men..

Hope it is a joke, I am not a feminist, and I don't think I will be one in the future..In this joke you suddenly sounds like an old-fashioned M..... :wink:



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