Why are you still single ( one reason)

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08 Jan 2012, 5:50 am

Because I suffer from autism.


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08 Jan 2012, 6:07 am

'Coz.



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08 Jan 2012, 6:09 am

Not interested. After having one relationship and finding it too taxing I appreciate being single.


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08 Jan 2012, 6:35 am

I'd rather live the life of a man than be with a man.


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08 Jan 2012, 6:57 am

Because all of the good women I know are already taken.


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08 Jan 2012, 7:14 am

wrong age; having not much in common.


(there are also some other reasons…) :wink:



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08 Jan 2012, 7:41 am

Because I'm 10.

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08 Jan 2012, 8:02 am

Noone likes a guy who have integrity and is extremely honest.


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08 Jan 2012, 8:03 am

LouHusky wrote:
Because I'm 10.

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That's no excuse, Lou. You should be married and supporting a family by now :P



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08 Jan 2012, 8:12 am

Because of past failures, have taken to being ignorant of possible partners in order to avoid any more rejection and hurt in the future. Even though I really want a relationship. Ah well.....



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08 Jan 2012, 8:13 am

Because I'm a monster, duh.

O, and autism.



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08 Jan 2012, 8:14 am

I don't know how.


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08 Jan 2012, 8:25 am

Because I am uninterested at the moment.


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08 Jan 2012, 8:37 am

I have tried but no one wants me.


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08 Jan 2012, 8:43 am

Aimless wrote:
I don't know how.


It's quite easy:

Just post the best picture of you you can find or take wherever (O, it has it be a mirror one), then talk to someone of the "opposite" sex; they'll eventually fall in love with you and you them. Said talking being the important part, of course, but you need a good picture to go with it.

Somewhat similar off the 'net, though you might need to apply the warpaint to make yourself look like a good picture (depends on many things though), go somewhere and talk to the opposite sex.

Keep a balance between listening and lecturing, and all will go well.

You then realize not a thing has changed for several hundred thousand years or so in the end (I don't know how long humanity has been around in its current form).

It all probably doesn't work if you aren't a "nice" person though, except for those who like being treated like cave-people (club and drag...).

Simple.

Exceptions occur when you can't really interact with people at all due to a developmental disorder or provide what they want due to the same. This is where "ASD" comes in.



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08 Jan 2012, 8:47 am

its two months since I broke up with my last boyfriend and the idea of starting again still seems very strange.


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