I Am Overweight, But I'm Not Attracted To Overweight Girls?

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Are you attracted to Overweight People?
Yes 41%  41%  [ 30 ]
No 59%  59%  [ 44 ]
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05 Aug 2013, 3:24 am

Every girl I ever met who in real life who is overweight never seem to attract me, I don't know why.

I am fat myself, about 90 kg, shouldn't I be attracted to them? Why am I only attracted to slim women and supermodels?









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05 Aug 2013, 3:49 am

Yeah me to. I'm like morbidly obese I weight 165kg. I need helpers to help dress me and shower me.
I'm a BBM(Big beautiful man)

But I have high standards and why should I drop them for anyone? I only want to date slim beautiful supermodels. Why should I have to settle for anything less. Like that is what I'm attracted to.

On another issue. I slipped in the bathroom the other day and injured one of my helpers. So anyone that is interested in the vacancy send me a pm.


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05 Aug 2013, 4:01 am

MR_BOGAN wrote:
Yeah me to. I'm like morbidly obese I weight 165kg. I need helpers to help dress me and shower me.
I'm a BBM(Big beautiful man)

But I have high standards and why should I drop them for anyone? I only want to date slim beautiful supermodels. Why should I have to settle for anything less. Like that is what I'm attracted to.

On another issue. I slipped in the bathroom the other day and injured one of my helpers. So anyone that is interested in the vacancy send me a pm.


:hail:



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05 Aug 2013, 4:54 am

MR_BOGAN wrote:
Yeah me to. I'm like morbidly obese I weight 165kg. I need helpers to help dress me and shower me.
I'm a BBM(Big beautiful man)

But I have high standards and why should I drop them for anyone? I only want to date slim beautiful supermodels. Why should I have to settle for anything less. Like that is what I'm attracted to.

On another issue. I slipped in the bathroom the other day and injured one of my helpers. So anyone that is interested in the vacancy send me a pm.


Ouch, yeah I totally feel you man!



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05 Aug 2013, 5:39 am

I don't mind if a guy is a little chunky, but if he's like so fat he can hardly move, then it's a problem for me. I'm very active and I like a guy who likes being active as well like I enjoy going out to the beach and stuff. I used to be more attracted to fat guys than skinny guys.

My favorite type of guy is usually one with a short stocky build with some muscle tone. I also like dark curly hair and the surfer style.


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05 Aug 2013, 5:42 am

I am like 33.9 BMI, I am only attracted to 20 Perfect BMI!! Waaaa



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05 Aug 2013, 6:44 am

Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.



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05 Aug 2013, 7:03 am

Start eating emotionally.

Change is for suckers.

Dont let any of the fat bashers get you



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05 Aug 2013, 7:04 am

Cafeaulait wrote:
Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.


I am round like a ball.

Yet I want a Victoria's Secret model.



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05 Aug 2013, 7:05 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
MR_BOGAN wrote:
Yeah me to. I'm like morbidly obese I weight 165kg. I need helpers to help dress me and shower me.
I'm a BBM(Big beautiful man)

But I have high standards and why should I drop them for anyone? I only want to date slim beautiful supermodels. Why should I have to settle for anything less. Like that is what I'm attracted to.

On another issue. I slipped in the bathroom the other day and injured one of my helpers. So anyone that is interested in the vacancy send me a pm.


Ouch, yeah I totally feel you man!


Oh I was fine. My helper cushioned my fall. It was kind of worse for my helper because I was naked when I fell. Well I don't know my helper may have enjoyed that part of it. :chin:


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05 Aug 2013, 7:07 am

spongy wrote:
Start eating emotionally.

Change is for suckers.

Dont let any of the fat bashers get you


Yup, I am gonna kiss my 2 double big macs and large fries.



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05 Aug 2013, 7:09 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
spongy wrote:
Start eating emotionally.

Change is for suckers.

Dont let any of the fat bashers get you


Yup, I am gonna kiss my 2 double big macs and large fries.


i'm going to buy dutch cookies and send them to your home adres in istanbul :D



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05 Aug 2013, 7:09 am

Cafeaulait wrote:
Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.


A BMI over 20 I would consider overweight. But that is ok. Woudn't touch anything BMI 22.

A BMI of 17 is hot. :oops:


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05 Aug 2013, 7:13 am

MR_BOGAN wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.


A BMI over 20 I would consider overweight. But that is ok. Woudn't touch anything BMI 22.

A BMI of 17 is hot. :oops:


What if she's 22,3?

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like this



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05 Aug 2013, 7:14 am

MR_BOGAN wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.


A BMI over 20 I would consider overweight. But that is ok. Woudn't touch anything BMI 22.

A BMI of 17 is hot. :oops:



Yeah, nothing hotter than a skele.....um...I mean than a babe of BMI 17!! O yeah!



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05 Aug 2013, 7:17 am

Cafeaulait wrote:
MR_BOGAN wrote:
Cafeaulait wrote:
Define overweight.
Because a girl with a gorgeous hourglass figure and a BMI of 25.5 is technically overweight.


A BMI over 20 I would consider overweight. But that is ok. Woudn't touch anything BMI 22.

A BMI of 17 is hot. :oops:


What if she's 22,3?

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like this


Yeah that is a bit big for me.


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