"Yo, babe, alright, check it out, alright, like dig it, i have this, you know, it's like a proposition... nah nah nah, its not what your thinkin'. Look babe, we all know you're one special lady, yeah, and we dig that, and i dig that. You know im not playin' you right? Right? You don't never play a woman. I ain't like that. Aight, check it out, i got this place, aight, but i dunno how to handle that shiz. I aint no decorator! That's not how i roll. I like sports mother**** well ya, you know what im talkin' bout babe. So here's how it plays out: Ima buy you a drink, cause you deserve that shiz yo, then we go back to my place, and watch The Notebook. I can't watch that alone dawg, i gets all emotions n' you know how that goes down. We gots to be alone tho, i don't want my bros see'n me like that. You get where I'm comin' from, right, babe?"
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Formerly I 80% N 85% T 80% P 15%, INTP, philosopher. Now E 60% N 65% F 90% P 15%, ENFP, ray of sunshine, unless i'm moody.
It clicked one day. I have empathy now. It has downsides i didn't expect. It's going somewhat poorly, since people tend to suck at new things. That's how you know it's true.