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Hexen
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12 Jan 2017, 8:13 pm

wilburforce wrote:
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Boxman108 wrote:
She's just pmsing


I can use my PMSing female reproductive system to get a guy any time I want. Suck on that, you lonely bitter as*hole. :D

So can any women, that doesn't mean you can get a quality man. Hey, Honey Boo boo's mother had to have sex at least once.


I am fit and healthy and have a pleasant face with good symmetrical features and clear blue eyes, shiny hair, and I do my hair nails and makeup when I go out. I can get a quality man any time I want--I have before and I will again. Buh-bye, losers!

So why are you not married to prince charming? You can and will again? That implies you've lost a good man. Did he get tired of your BS? Honey, I'm about to have my dream job in about 20 months. I'm going to do just fine.


Keep telling yourself that as the lonely hours eat away at you. I left the last LTR (got a moving truck when he was at work one day) and never looked back. He was great in the sack but emotionally stunted and abusive. I do have a knack for finding the hung ones, it seems. Size queens rule, lonely losers drool! :)

Well, I'm sure with your high standards you're going to live a long happy life. ;). Keep trying to make me mad. You're actually quite amusing, I must say. They do have ultra big dildos, or may I suggest a baseball bat?


I don't need to make you something you already are 24/7. Enjoy furiously masturbating until your dick chaffes, and I will enjoy all the delicious dick coming my way along with all my memories of delicious dicks I have known in the past. The real kind, with life support systems known as men attached to them. :D

Those poor, poor bastards. I will pray that their suffering will be quick and Gods help any poor soul that marries you.



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12 Jan 2017, 8:15 pm

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Silly me, I just thought of this. You stated you can get a quality man and that he was a quality man, yet you also stated that he was abusive. So, either you just admitted that he wasn't a quality man, or you definition of quality starts and ends at a man having a large cock.


Men's quality begins and ends with their cocks. Sorry boys! Oh no wait, I'm not sorry at all and will continue using men with big cocks for my pleasure until I move on to the next one. I am all the stereotypes you fear! :lol:


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12 Jan 2017, 8:15 pm

Boxman108 wrote:
She's just pmsing


So what's men's excuse?


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12 Jan 2017, 8:16 pm

Lord help us all.

Someone close this thread.


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12 Jan 2017, 8:16 pm

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Silly me, I just thought of this. You stated you can get a quality man and that he was a quality man, yet you also stated that he was abusive. So, either you just admitted that he wasn't a quality man, or you definition of quality starts and ends at a man having a large cock.


Men's quality begins and ends with their cocks. Sorry boys! Oh no wait, I'm not sorry at all and will continue using men with big cocks for my pleasure until I move on to the next one. I am all the stereotypes you fear! :lol:

Yeah, the kind of woman that can't get fulfillment and winds up alone and bitter in their 40s because no one wants to f**k her anymore. Enjoy your golden years girlie.



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12 Jan 2017, 8:21 pm

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Those poor, poor bastards. I will pray that their suffering will be quick and Gods help any poor soul that marries you.


P.S. Of all the men I have known, even the ones where our relationship didn't end well, none of them have ever regretted f*****g me, because of how I can make them feel in the bedroom. Something you will never know because no woman will ever feel the desire to please you like I can please a man. I know you have no way of knowing if this is true or not, and will doubt it because you want to doubt it about a woman like me, but I know that it's true. You will never understand the satisfaction that knowledge gives me right now.


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12 Jan 2017, 8:26 pm

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Those poor, poor bastards. I will pray that their suffering will be quick and Gods help any poor soul that marries you.


P.S. Of all the men I have known, even the ones where our relationship didn't end well, none of them have ever regretted f*****g me, because of how I can make them feel in the bedroom. Something you will never know because no woman will ever feel the desire to please you like I can please a man. I know you have no way of knowing if this is true or not, and will doubt it because you want to doubt it about a woman like me, but I know that it's true. You will never understand the satisfaction that knowledge gives me right now.

I got sucked off a few weeks ago, before my surgery. I'm not virgin honey and I think I can go through the rest of my life not knowing what some dumb man hating c**t's p**** feels like. Trust me, I'm good. Oh and I didn't pay for it either.



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12 Jan 2017, 8:29 pm

Holy hell, this thread should be X-rated.


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12 Jan 2017, 8:33 pm

Hexen wrote:
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Those poor, poor bastards. I will pray that their suffering will be quick and Gods help any poor soul that marries you.


P.S. Of all the men I have known, even the ones where our relationship didn't end well, none of them have ever regretted f*****g me, because of how I can make them feel in the bedroom. Something you will never know because no woman will ever feel the desire to please you like I can please a man. I know you have no way of knowing if this is true or not, and will doubt it because you want to doubt it about a woman like me, but I know that it's true. You will never understand the satisfaction that knowledge gives me right now.

I got sucked off a few weeks ago, before my surgery. I'm not virgin honey and I think I can go through the rest of my life not knowing what some dumb man hating c**t's p**** feels like. Trust me, I'm good. Oh and I didn't pay for it either.


Yoga and kegels, baby. :wink:

Did she use both hands? Of course she didn't, that would require a big dick. I like to use both hands, as well as my mouth, simultaneously, so as to cover as much of the guy's cock as possible and really up the level of sensation (drink lots of water beforehand, girls, you need a lot of saliva for a two-hander!) Nothing like worshipping at the altar of a big fat cock. :P


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12 Jan 2017, 8:38 pm

wilburforce wrote:
Hexen wrote:
wilburforce wrote:
Hexen wrote:
Those poor, poor bastards. I will pray that their suffering will be quick and Gods help any poor soul that marries you.


P.S. Of all the men I have known, even the ones where our relationship didn't end well, none of them have ever regretted f*****g me, because of how I can make them feel in the bedroom. Something you will never know because no woman will ever feel the desire to please you like I can please a man. I know you have no way of knowing if this is true or not, and will doubt it because you want to doubt it about a woman like me, but I know that it's true. You will never understand the satisfaction that knowledge gives me right now.

I got sucked off a few weeks ago, before my surgery. I'm not virgin honey and I think I can go through the rest of my life not knowing what some dumb man hating c**t's p**** feels like. Trust me, I'm good. Oh and I didn't pay for it either.


Yoga and kegels, baby. :wink:

Did she use both hands? Of course she didn't, that would require a big dick. I like to use both hands, as well as my mouth, simultaneously, so as to cover as much of the guy's cock as possible and really up the level of sensation (drink lots of water beforehand, girls, you need a lot of saliva for a two-hander!) Nothing like worshipping at the altar of a big fat cock. :P

Nah, I like getting deepthroated. I'm surprised you can find any man to please you though. May I suggest maybe owning a horse farm?



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12 Jan 2017, 8:41 pm

Wilbur this isnt good for you, some compassion would be better, Haven?



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12 Jan 2017, 8:42 pm

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