How To Meet And Date A Hot Gril You Have Class With

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Step 1: On the first day of class, sit in the back of class so you can see everyone. Arrive 10 minutes early to ensure you sit in the back.

Step 2: Get out a piece of paper. As the teacher is taking roll, write down the names of all the hot grils in the class. This is easy since all the hot grils will say "here" when their name is called. Alternatively, if the names of the students in your class are posted online, use this to find hot grils. If there are no hot grils in the class, then sit by the asian or indian kid who looks smart so he can help you with your homework throughout the semester.

Step 3: After class, do a Facebook search on all the hot grils in your class. The reason you're doing this is because you're trying to determine whether this gril is single or not. You don't want to waste your time on hot grils who have boyfriends.

Step 4: Wait until the third day of class. On the third day of class, sit by the hot gril who you know is single because you looked her up on Facebook. You don't have to talk to her that day but if you choose not to, then you have to talk to her the next time you two are in class.

Step 5: Now that you've chosen a gril to sit by, the next step is to strike up a conversation with her. Do this 5 minutes before class. Your opener can either be something that has to do with the class such as asking about an upcoming assignment, or use an observational opener such as wow what kind of iphone is that?. Once you've broken the ice, continue to talk to her and act interested until the start of class. After class, talk to her again. This is when you ask for her name, and then you "i'm (your name) nice to meet you". Also be aware that if a hot gril mentions her "boyfriend" at any time during the conversation (this is usually pretty early on if it ever happens) it's a passive form of rejection. It's a subtle way of saying she knows you like her and wants to let you know she's unavailable. If this happens, immedietely jump out of your seat, say "but Facebook said you were single! :'(" Then sit by another hot gril in your class.

Step 6: Continue to sit by the hot gril and talk to her before class for the next week or two. If she seems nice and friendly enough, then go ahead and get her snapchat. If you’re nervous about asking for a hot gril # or snapchat, don’t be because it’s not that big of a deal and just because a hot gril gives you her contact info doesn’t mean she will go on a date with you.


Step 7: Try to gauge whether she is potentially interested or not. Obviously if she mentions her boyfriend, you're not going to want to ask her out on a date.

Step 8: Ask her out on a date near the end of the semester or after the semester ends. If she says yes, congratz, if you two ever have babiez name them after me in my honor. If she says no, go cri in a corner and use your tears as lubricant while you’re watching porn to ease your heartbreak!

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Well I don't think this would work very well at all.

Even if a 'gril' is single it doesn't mean she will go out with any guy who asks her out, also 'wow, what kind of Iphone is that' probably isn't a very good conversation starter. Not to mention if you do start talking to a girl in class and she seems interested...don't wait all the way till the end of the semester. By then they may not be single anymore...they aren't going to put other opportunities on hold because of that 'guy who talks to them in class'.


As for facebook not everyone puts their relationship status on there, or if they are newly in a relationship they may have not gotten to it. So that probably isn't the best way to determine someone is for sure single...certainly don't shout 'but facebook said you were single' if they turn you down by saying they are in a relationship, especially in front of other girls in class then you'll just seem like a weird facebook stalker which will make all the single girls want to keep their distance.

This is some of the creepiest advice I've ever read. Why don't you just talk to a girl in your class like she's a normal human being, get her number, and ask her out on a date? Much simpler and significantly less creepy.

A hot grill.

Edit: Oh wait, that was on purpose.

Also seriously...sit in the back of the classroom and write down all the names of the 'hot' girls.

That would be a creepy thing to do.

@OP: Sweetleaf and Alex are both right. Giving this bad advice to guys who want a relationship is just creepy because you are telling single guys to turn to extreme measures so such men can believe they can find the perfect girl to date easily.

Even worse than writing down the names of all the "hot girls" is taking pictures of them without their knowledge or consent.

Straaaaaange stuff.

I would prolly walk the creepy line, tbh. I think sometimes if certain behaviors aren’t natural, it helps to be more conscious of what you’re doing. I do think a “black book” of sorts, or a secret diary, is useful for tracking interactions with people.

My formula for that on the first meeting is this:

Name
Contact info
Interests
What you talked about
Eye color.

The last one is crucial. Why? Because to remember someone’s eye color means you have to actually LOOK at them. Making non-awkward eye contact is always a plus.

But tracking conversations from first acquaintance through building friendships through the earliest romantic phases through LTR and more is something I think some of us need to be more deliberate and thoughtful about. Keeping journals are great organizational tools that can help move things along.

^ It's almost as funny as all the serious responses

Hey shadowprophet, in terms of evaluation how effective have these approaches been for you? be honest

It does come across kind off creepy and here in Australian schools boys who rate girls on looks and keep a record are open to being disciplined by teaching staff. I think its considered an indirect form of harassment.

Oh and good luck finding a hot gril! I actually think your 8 step plan was entertaining and salute your honesty (if not your methodology)

bumpalicious

Should I put a steak on her?

I used my grill the other night. I had trouble getting her hot. I had to stick my lighter in her chimney twice to really get her going. The first time, I thought things were going ok, but then all she did was sit there and smoke. I really got her going the second time, though, and nearly burned my burgers.