I have finally found the ultimate solution for loney guys

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Eat a lot of Kebab, roasted lamb and crayfish.

And you will become a sultan with super Axe effect.

I have no idea what the hell they eat in Iceland.

Avoid curry.

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

I like curry.

Aussie and NZ are very close together. Could this mean they interbreed? (even if it's a male chart)

That's where the Aussie jokes must come from or myst lead to. One of the two.

Shh, don't tell Pepe about this.

Finally I will get all the women in the entire world with one kebab!

Doner kebab is your best bet, no woman would be able to resist its effect.

My tummy was never able to resist its side-effect. L L

I think it's probably the 7 pints of beer before the kebab that'll do it...

I don’t think that list is accurate. I suspect it is totally made up or intentionally skewed.

With the way the list is labeled men who sleep with prostitutes would totally throw that list out of proportion where that is available.

Gay men would totally throw it out of proportion also.

Unless I am such an oddball to think that men would not willingly accept let’s say having 7 sex partners when they can easily have as many as they want. That is a curiousity in itself for me.

Someone with some preconceived idea is skewing it like always.

If doner kebab failed, give Iskander Kenab a go, this is my favorite variety in Turkey.




Oh, btw the waiter will come to you twice and asks you to pour something on it, the first time is this red sauce thing which is chili sauce which is fine if you can handle it, the second time is colorless boiling thing (and most likely will ask you in Turkish, not in English)… tell them NO for this one, it is boiled butter .

Boiled butter on an already fatty lamb meat, what could go wrong?

The only curry I like is my wife's cooking

I like curry, it makes me smell like curry tho.

Or a gigantic grape leaves meal

If there are 14 and a half partners, where does the half come from? Half a woman found that had been thrown in the gutter?
Visiting turkey sounds dangerous.

I recall when my aunt went to turkey there was this odd man who kept trying to seduce her, would leave roses at her door while her husband was at work and even tried to get in the house when she opened the door and she had to push him physically out of the house and lock the door. that must be rapid dating in the turkish world.

If it's what I think it is, that is the best meal you'll ever have. We have a similar thing with rice and meat inside or vegetables as the vegan version. Travelers always remember that meal as the most pleasant things. But it's even better wrapped in sauerkraut.



Fartlets o' cole(saw).