Papa New Guinea - a Solution for Autistic Women to Find Love

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25 Apr 2023, 5:21 pm

It can be especially difficult for autistic women to find love due to their romantic and sexual inexperience, naïveté, and vulnerability. Looking for love in Papa New Guinea may be the solution that so many young, autistic women are looking for.

Sally is a young, American, autistic woman in her late twenties who has not had much success with love even though she’s been looking for a solid two years. She was close to giving up! Her struggles have negatively impacted her self esteem, making her feel inadequate.

There are almost no men who attend her embroidery club or knitting circle and those who do have gorgeous partners. While average-looking (on a good day), she’s primarily looking for a hot guy with huge...muscles. The last guy that she found on Tinder was only a 5/10. He was an abusive as*hole but his appearance was the real dealbreaker.

When she decided to limit her search to Papa New Guinea, everything changed. Within 30 minutes, she had a hundred matches on Tinder. Hot guys were proposing left and right. In three months, she’ll be flying out to meet one of them in person. He certainly appears to meet the criteria she holds close to heart - he’s hot and has a big penis (as far as she can tell from the pics).


Can you relate to Sally? If so, there may be a solution to your dating woes. Consider traveling farther afield, like to Papa New Guinea, to find the hot guy of your dreams. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. It’s by no means hopeless. :heart:


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25 Apr 2023, 6:47 pm

:lol: I get what you mean. His post shoulda at least included a link to an article about a specific real life case of that working out for an Aspie instead of a hypothetical scenario story. Kinda hard to take hypothetical scenario stories seriously :wink:


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25 Apr 2023, 6:53 pm

^ That was just one of my points. There are a few others.


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25 Apr 2023, 6:58 pm

Satire!



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26 Apr 2023, 12:01 am

People think it's satire but there are actually middle aged European women who go to some countries in Africa specifically for the purpose of love and sex.

https://www.travelcoterie.com/yes-afric ... s-a-thing/



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26 Apr 2023, 12:12 am

Twilightprincess wrote:
^ That was just one of my points. There are a few others.
I know but I rdally love made up BS :roll:


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26 Apr 2023, 1:31 am

I guess misspelling the name of Papua New Guinea was a clue for us.



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26 Apr 2023, 2:22 am

Do you suppose Papa New Guinea knows Papa John who makes the pizza?


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26 Apr 2023, 3:52 am

Muse933277 wrote:
People think it's satire but there are actually middle aged European women who go to some countries in Africa specifically for the purpose of love and sex.

https://www.travelcoterie.com/yes-afric ... s-a-thing/

Ya people do that sort of thing all the time on 90 Day Fiancée.



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26 Apr 2023, 5:16 am

 ! Cornflake wrote:
A point well made and as the subject of this satire was locked, it seems fair that this thread should join it.


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