Ok here goes:
Name: I have quite a unique name so I feel it best to share privately
Gender: Female
Age: 28
Location: Varies
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Education: Laboratory Technology, Global Studies
Interests: Too numerous to list, but on top would be music, research, & the great outdoors
I am an Aspie. Um.... I am very sweet, loyal, honest, caring, and kind to all.
Anything more, feel free to ask.

Okay, I'll bite. Location varies; what does that mean precisely?