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09 Sep 2008, 5:57 pm

Luckily, she lives nowhere near me, so that's really not a concern.



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09 Sep 2008, 6:19 pm

JohnHopkins wrote:
'Procedure'?

Do you deal with many girls?


Not in this regard, but it goes against my style to do things without thought. It doesn't matter if it's women or not but you can't just flail about randomly your entire life and hope it all works out. You actually have to take a reasonable look at things outside of your own prejudices and come up with a procedure. Not doing so would be like trying to play a game of golf using a random club and swinging in general direction of the hole.


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10 Sep 2008, 10:57 am

So now I'm prejudice because I don't have a procedure?

I just have an ability to 'wing it' with women. This is not an example of my winging it, this is an example of a joke that got far out of hand.

I was curious what you meant by procedure, because I've never met a guy with a standard pickup line that worked, or a girl that's fallen for one if she notices that it's a procedure. Girls like to be treated individually, and I do so.

I've seen guys with processes though, but they were all dickheads whose methods were for one-nighters with girls who I'd probably not be interested in anyway (considering the processes they fell for...)



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10 Sep 2008, 11:27 am

This is strange but I randomly got an email by a a person too.

Is it a blank blank?

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10 Sep 2008, 11:34 am

What, who's after me? No it isn't. I won't say her actual name cause it's not fair, but it's not that.

Honestly, from what you've posted though, I don't blame her.



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10 Sep 2008, 12:02 pm

Posted what something offensive?


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10 Sep 2008, 12:05 pm

I meant for her interest in you, dear. You seem intelligent and insightful.



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10 Sep 2008, 12:58 pm

That word dear was used in it too... :?

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Deleting name.


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10 Sep 2008, 1:05 pm

Dear MissConstrue,

Well , is the word 'dear' offensive here?



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10 Sep 2008, 1:06 pm

No Dear, it isn't.


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10 Sep 2008, 1:10 pm

Thank you dear.



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10 Sep 2008, 1:13 pm

You're welcome my dear. :wink:


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10 Sep 2008, 5:39 pm

Oh dear Lord.



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10 Sep 2008, 10:14 pm

Deary me!


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10 Sep 2008, 10:24 pm

JohnHopkins wrote:
That.

Is f***ing genius.

I am so using it.

Thanks chaps!

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10 Sep 2008, 11:47 pm

^QFT.

They might post your "condition" publicly. If they don't already find out you were making it up. I've seen this kind of stuff posted on websites from a partner that was either jilted or rejected or people that just hate eachother for whatever reason. They misquote they're inteneded target or prey with "See, look what they said here.." and weird enough, people fall for it like a Jerry Springer show.


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