Pleasing Women - a joke.

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Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was that once you opened a door to a new floor, you either had to choose a man from that floor, or ascend to the next floor. You could not go back down a floor, except to leave the store, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the store to find a husband each.

First floor.

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign saying, "Well that's better than not having a job and not loving kids, but I wonder what's up further?" So up they went.

Second floor.

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."

"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor.

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor.

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor.

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

I wonder what's in the basement

yeah I've heard that one before...

Not heard that one in a while

Ouch. (good one )

Not bad.

I'll have to remember that one. Very funny

Good joke. I had a nice chuckle to myself.

They didn't ascend because they weren't pleased though, it was because they were interested in seeing how better men were there, you could argue they're being greedy though

Funny the first time, funny now. High-five.

*High Five*

Even though I didn't post the joke.

No matter how far humankind develop. If we all evolve into kings and gods and yet some are better then others, those less developed would be hated and disrespected. Like a foot stamping continually on someone face, that never ends.